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Old 08-15-2016, 11:06 AM   #13021
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Old 08-15-2016, 05:08 PM   #13022
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Sometimes there are just some really special people out there who pop up out of nowhere.

Just got a call from a woman who was an assistant teacher when my daughter was in preschool. My daughter starts college in two weeks- so- that's the time between. She called to tell me she had always had a strong connection with my daughter (She did, in a sweet grandma way- and we lived in the same neighborhood for a couple of years) Anyway- we haven't seen her in over 12 years. She called to tell me she has been setting aside money to give to my daughter when she goes to college and wanted to check our address to send it to. She is widowed now and on her own and has her own art studio in her house. I asked her to make sure she includes her return address so we can send her something in return. It's a lovely re connection and out of the blue true kindness and generosity.
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Old 08-15-2016, 07:22 PM   #13024
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How much longer my relationship will last, things are getting tougher the further along we go.
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Little Guy has successfully been catching fish during the remainder of his live prey testing. CROW's veterinary staff is pleased to see that he is using both the left and right talon to catch the fish.

He is almost 7 months old and the mortality rate for eagles during their first year of life is greater than 50%. But once they have learned to hunt and forage successfully their chances of reaching adulthood are improved.

CROW’s Wildlife Rehabilitators and hospital staff have worked diligently to ensure the eaglet has the basic hunting skills needed to survive when returned to the wild.
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Old 08-16-2016, 05:53 PM   #13026
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I would like to figure out why the hell I can not seem to get the electric bill in the mail on time. Its not like its not hanging out in my handbag...stamped and all. Just gotta drop it in. BUT NO... I now have to drive the thing to the electric company drop box or its an extra 15. ..Irresponsible cuss.
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Pondering taking my new truck on a little road trip this weekend and maybe do a little camping too..... hmmm...
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Old 08-16-2016, 08:30 PM   #13029
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Evidently I need to double up on my workouts since sneezing leads to pulled muscles. Why, oh WHY, couldn't I pull a pec muscle at work? It wouldn't be as humorous, but it would be far less embarrassing. Despite the embarrassment, I can't stop laughing about it.
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Halloween is on my mind. I have love/hate relationship with it. Sometimes it's cool and fun, other times it's stupid, racist and hurtful.

The company where I work loves to have party and they go all out for Halloween. There are contests for best costume, best team theme, scariest, hardest to recognize, etc. Most years I've been able to avoid it, but my current manager and teammates loves it, so I've participated a few times since I've been with this group. But they know I'll disappear in a second if I see some shit I don't like (now you see me, now you don't).

Well, we're already talking about the theme we'll use this year. Ghostbusters is the favorite so far. I'm not feeling that so I'm hoping we come up with something else. I'm also coming up with an escape plan... just in case.
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Old 08-19-2016, 06:55 AM   #13032
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Too much!!!!! But mostly how I wish my crappy insurance would pay for me to see a holistic Doctor, a naturopath or something.
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Default Godspeed little guy

Little guy was released back into the wild on aug 18th. He was banded prior to release.

Cant figure out how to post the u tube using kindle. Was kind of sad to watch him go off, flying very low cuz that was the height he had to work with in rehab for the last 3 months.

Hopefully, he will defy the odds and do well. And, hopefully he has already learned he can fly as high as he wants.
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I've surely got a ton of homework. Of course, I don't know; because I haven't even looked yet.

A very wise person once gave me a great bit of advice: "When you feel like you don't know where to begin, just begin."

Of course, I'm not feeling overwhelmed. I'm being lazy (lol, just keeping it real). So, that particular pearl of wisdom may not be applicable in this case, but it's still excellent advice which bears repeating.
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Meditation...new paths to a single moment of inner peace...
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