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Old 02-12-2010, 03:02 PM   #21
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Hey, we could have a 'button' *snigger* painting event at the Reunion with a game of 'Guess the colour' after!
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Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please. And what on earth did the woman use to compare it with, to decide her's had lost it's color?

OMG yall are killing me with this thread. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a month maybe 2 months.
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Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please.
Well.

Some people like to watch what's happening while, you know, things are "happening."

So, they might look then.

I'm just guessing, of course.
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Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...

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Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...
I was waiting for someone to bring that up! LOL...

Crazy, isn't it.
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OMG...thank you for this thread! I so needed the laugh. I don't think I've laughed this hard since I first heard about butt bleaching.

A bleached butt and a pinked hooch...its a Valentine's Day extravaganza!!
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I gotta ask...

What if your labia is say

NOT PINK...

THEN WHAT???
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I really have never noticed anyone's chocha and/or anal pore needing to look more "youthful".

Snow, I did see a blue "area" once and I worried maybe air was not getting to it?
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I gotta ask...

What if your labia is say

NOT PINK...

THEN WHAT???

Well it can be now! All different shades apparently (if the ad is correct) LOL
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It kinda looks like their colors fall into the "pink only" category.

They need to add some deeper colors!
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I love this thread. It is the best threat evah! I have done nothing but laugh hysterically. anyone?

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It kinda looks like their colors fall into the "pink only" category.

They need to add some deeper colors!
Yes, what about the goths? Don't they need colored merkins too?
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rock and roll hoochie coo... hell I want mine to be green like its alive and growing. lol then again it might cause concern. lol

what have I been doing all my life!
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Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.
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You have penicillen for that love. Go have some fun!


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Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.

I know.....

See what we have (NOT) been missing!



Shhhhh, let's not let on that we know better.
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I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.
And mine is naturally pink!
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