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Old 04-29-2020, 12:06 PM   #21
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She thinks my tractor's sexy
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I wish I knew more country songs with lyrics that seem funny or silly or right on target (LOL or not ).

I like your thread, Ace.

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Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey
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