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Old 05-13-2020, 07:06 AM   #61
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*Shakes head REALLY hard at these lyrics, I am just the messenger folks, put down the rotten tomatoes.


Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world

Show them to me, show them to me
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree
If you got, two fun bags,
Show them to me


*This song only gets worse.....yikes!

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Thought of a couple of lines from two different Country artists, from years ago. I like both sets of lyrics not because they come across as 'funny' or 'silly', but because both Country artists were known for their ability to tell a story via song. Remember Tom T. Hall and Johnny Paycheck? I was never a big fan of either of them, but both of them wrote certain songs that sort of dealt with hypocrisy (as a human condition).



"Buffalo Chips is all it means to me," from Faster Horses (Tom T. Hall).


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"That one stained glass window coulda fed that whino's family for years," from The Outlaw's Prayer (Johnny Paycheck).
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I don't know if it's so much as funny or silly, BUT

"Take This Job And Shove It" sure fits at times!
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words and tune for "Fell in love in back of a cop car" (no rudeness intended, just had to hear it and so copied it, hope you don't mind)

This is the version by country artist ( one of my favorites) Keith Urban. Which by the way, recently performed a concert at a drive in. Sign of the times I suppose.

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Thank you! I'd heard the iconic phrase "She was hotter than a two dollar pistol." I had no idea to what song it was attached.
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Got it goin’ on Like Donkey Kong And whoo-wee Shut my mouth, slap your grandma There outta be a law Get the Sheriff on the phone Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on That honky tonk badonkadonk (Aww son)


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*where to start on this one. Aside from pissing off every feminist on the planet, who the hell slaps his grandma? Not only rude, but illegal! I'm leaving the donkey kong thing alone....yikes.
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