The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Barbi-ettes, n. Barh bee etts, from the French "KeepUsClose`"

1. Individuals of the femme persuasion who exhibit plastic behaviors such as sweetness and kindness to any other individual of the femme persuasion within earshot. This immediately devolves into meanness when that same individual of the femme persuastion steps out of range.

2. Exists within individuals of the butch persuasion but known as GoodBuddioso for that group.

[Arwen]

A note from staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary.

We do blush in the warmth of your praise. However, we do try to stick to terms that are not "real" in the sense that we did not make them up. We fear that by defining real community label such as Transensual/TG etc that we might unavoidably cause real harm to someone.

So we are disinclined to acquiesce to any such request. But we do invite you to submit other terms or ideas.

Sincerely,
The Staff

[WolfyOne]

*runs in all happy*
The new place looks great
Love what you've done with it
Happy happy happy that you're finally moved in

I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right?

[BestButchBoy]

Some of these are just too damn funny.

[Daywalker]

Glad you were able to find the craziness.

[Arwen]

Poltergeist Syndrome (pole ter guyst sin drohm) n. Medical from Latin polter for scary stuff Maynard

1) This syndrome is characterized by a need to preview threads to see if "they're heeeeeeeeere". Individual is usually practicing some type of avoidance technique usually necessary for avoidance of drama, stupidity, drama, ignorance, drama or really dumb people - or any combination there of. Normally found in people of traditionally sound minds who have reached some personal limit. Symptoms can be relieved by judicious use of Ignore feature and topical application of "STFU". STFU should not be applied in public as the fumes can attract Drama Llamas.

[Arwen]

EloquentMusism (el oh kwent muse ism) n. From Latin eloquent speaking out

1) A person who has this condition is easily identifiable. They post and the next 5-10 posts will reflect some of the following comments "I can't rep you yet" "Wow! The system says I have to spread myself around" or "You said what I wanted to say only better". Someone who suffers from EloquentMusism can sometimes also suffer from a rare disability of "DontWannaPedestal" and they will keep falling off if placed too high.

NOTE: This definition refers to an archaic repping system wherein you could only rep someone every 50 times you repped.

I know...barbaric, right?

[Arwen]

PERV (purv) n. from French purve to leer

1) Sometimes, PERV is an anacronym for Person Enjoying Raunchy Views.

2) Can be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who can not post without some sexual reference on some level. This inability to be clean is not seen as a flaw. Instead, many denizens of the Planet seem to encourage their local PERVs by writing compelling posts and leaving doors wide open for PERVs to come through.

See BananaBoi, DallasLesbian, WolfyOne and Turino for male PERV identification

See RavenStar, AmiYesIAm and Trinity3 for female PERV identification

[Arwen]

Knyght (nite) n. From the Breton to protect and serve

1) An individual of the butch persuasion almost exclusively. Can be identified by a deep desire to do the right thing, protect the femme (not to be confused with the weak for that is a very bad idea as every knight has or will learn), and to right wrongs. A Knyght-afflicted individual may require that all those around hym speak respectfully of and to thos of the femme persuasion. Hy may also make outrageous claims about his own behaviour and then actually live up to it. It is difficult to be a knyght for one must keep one's armor spotless at all times or hy may be set upon by UglyMouthed Homonids. Knyghts, in general, are seen as a very rare breed.

See also, Poser

[Arwen]

Corrupted Femme (kore rupt ted fim) n. From the Persian for naughty naughty girl

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who can not stop from being naughty. She isn't a good girl but she isn't quite a bad girl either. She's basically snow white except she drifted. Mae West is a corrupted Femme. Katherine Hepburn isn't. The corrupted femme can be identified by the signature tattoo that identifies her as **** of the Corrupted Femmes. If you are butch and are cornered by one or more corrupted femmes, save yourself and do as they ask. It will be easier if you comply.

NOTE: Tend to congregate in threads dedicated to bad behaviours.

[Arwen]

Grammar Police (grahm err poh leese) n. from the Lemurian "commascountstupid"

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has a kneejerk reaction to spelling and grammar. They can be identified by their subtle (and not-so-subtle) corrections of others' posts. This affliction is rarely curable and can attract Drama Llamas. Often Grammar Policians can be found reaching their last straw with Sympathy Sponges who seem to naturally have poor grammar and spelling.

The sad fact is that the Grammar Police often forget that good spelling and proper grammar are like etiquette... learned skills. Not all individuals are blessed with these gifts. The Grammar Police are easily identified by their response to the dyslexic defense. An individual who is truly afflicted with GP will fire back, "I'll buy you a dictionary if you promise to use it." This often requires a Peach or Administratus sighting and it is never good for the Grammar Polician who invokes this occurrence.
Grammar Police afflicted individuals often gather together to stroke their own egos.

NOTE: The author of this dictionary is afflicted with this syndrome. She apologizes because she really can't help herself. Honest.

[Arwen]

Pimp Juice (pimp joose) n. From the Junarian to soak up

1) An esoterical as well as slighty hysterical beverage that is known to make strong femmes weak in the knees. This magical concoction is rendered in a blendered format and administered only under the care of the very brave or the very stupid. That one is still up in the air. It is highly desirable, incredibly expensive, but can be found at bus stations if you are willing to talk to strange men (no, stranger than DUDE) who dress in sharp suits, wide ties and floppy hats.

[Arwen]

Leg Pee'er (lehg pee erh) n. From the Rastafarian JaIsDog

1) Sometimes: An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who has an irrational need to post just after their partner stating that said partner is THEIR partner just in case the entire forum didn't know that the heartline POOPSIE IS MINE matched the heartline I'M HER POOPSIE. Seen in individuals with low self esteem and shaky relationships. When a Leg Pee'er pees repeatedly in the same day, it can be stated with some validity that the relationship is on the way out.

2) Sometimes: An individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion who can not contain their excitement and admiration for another individual of the zombutch or zombitch persuasion. Seen as a high compliment among the Zombie population.

[Arwen]

Hugglehump (huh gull huhmp) v. From the Goofy to Stud Worship

1) To wrap your leg around another individual's leg while moving your buttocks up and down rapidly simulating the act of copulation. Apparently a strange form of greeting among those who EWE might see on the Island late at night. Similar to dogs' sniffing one another's anal glands.

[Arwen]

ShouldaCouldaWoulda (shuh da wuh da cuh da) n. From the German to regret

1) This is a medical condition which can afflict individuals of the butch or femme persuasion. Often accompanies a severe DramaLlamaphobia (fear of Drama Llamas). The affected individual will go to great lengths to avoid attracting Drama Llamas including never posting in public,signing on invisibly or just cruising around as a guest. Often can be found in chat and PM's talking about what they wish they'd had the nerve to say.

Highly curable. Suggestions include type therapy and finding innocuous threads to post on. Growing a spine and developing a thick skin are necessary as well

[Arwen]

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

I did tell you how happy I was about the move, right?

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have made you happy.

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

Some of these are just too damn funny.

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have made you laugh.

Originally Posted by Daywalker

Glad you were able to find the craziness.

The staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary is glad to have your assistance in this manner.

[Arwen]

ZomButches (zohm boo chess) n. From The Qwockian to be snide

1) An individual of the butch persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face (). Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you thread.

Zombie wandering is of a concern as Zombies breed like bunnies.

Zombie breeding deserves a all its own. Zombie posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombutches tend to congregate wherever there are Zombitches.

ZomBitches (zohm bit chess) n. From The Sarongina to be snide

1) An individual of the femme persuasion who is characterized by posting using this face () . Can be found almost exclusively in the What Made you thread..

Zombitches have more tendency to wander than Zombutches. They also tend to be Rep Whores. As with Zombutches, Zombitches posts show a marked inclination to be about things that make you go hmmm or huh or WTF. Often Baby Jesus is seen crying there. Leg Pee'ing is a common activity as is snarkiness and snideness. Zombitches tend to congregate wherever there are Drama Llamas. It seems to be a national Zombie hobby. The Zombie Tribe once had a Queen. They now wander unruled.

Addendum by JoeCTigger

addendum to above definition....a butch can be a zombitch on occassion and vice versa. The combination of zombu/itch is a shortened form to address most that post in the thread, although some do not enjoy the term at all and prefer to be referenced as y'all...and they will mock you if you post nakedly (without a on your post in the Zombie thread.)

[Arwen]

Q: Rep Whore???? Is there a definition

Curious in Texas

A: If you rep me, I'll tell you.....

[Arwen]

Mimiitis (me me eye tiss) n. From the Latin LOOKATMELOOKATMEUS

1) Medical condition marked by "I" and "Me" statements geared towards drawing attention to oneself. Prevalently seen in those with low self-esteem masked as inflated egos. Can be socially fatal. Sufferers have a tendency to tell the same story over and over again unless comments are made. Can be of the Derailer tribe but tends to be solitary. Aloof when approached and can be deadly when called on the behaviour. May exhibits signs of Sympathy Spongism.

[Arwen]

Reputation Whore (rep you tay shun hohr) n. From the Flemish YoureFunnyIAmTooa

1) an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who craves little green balls. Marked by a determination to post fun, witty things so that he or she can gain more little green balls. Can be overbearing in their need for little green balls and may even ask for little green balls. If given the slightest leeway, they will roam about the forums begging for more reputation.

2) alternative, an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who gives little green balls to anyone so that he or she can give little green balls to those he or she really wants to give little green balls. Marked by a frustration with people who post too many fun, witty things so that he or she can only rep them once in a blue moon and not every time. Can be overbearing in their need to remark "I have to spread myself around" or "I'm in rep time out" or "I need to be more of a ho so I can rep you again". Threads have been created to try to help them spread themselves around. Fostering this type of whoring is highly recommended.