Dating persona test - fun and humorous

imperfect_cupcake · 02-03-2014, 11:18 AM

A long time ago this test was written as a spoof to Myers - Briggs but I actually think it's strangely accurate in a fun and silly kind of way.

I got

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:
The Peach (RGLM)
The Playstation (RGSM)
The Window Shopper (RGLD)

ALWAYS AVOID:
The Battleaxe (DBLM)

And I am rather pleased. And I'd love to meet "loverboy"

Who are you and who would you like to meet?

dating persona test here CLICKY

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candy_coated_bitch · 02-03-2014, 12:47 PM

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)

The Sudden Departure

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure.

You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

OMG, I am actually slightly offended LMFAO!!!! The name sounds really cool but not the description. Fuck you, test.

imperfect_cupcake · 02-03-2014, 12:51 PM

LOL most of my friends got Gengis Khunt. It is a dark humoured test....

PS. Two of my mates got that. The rest got Gengis Khunt, the playstation and the rose. There are some very funny personality write ups.

Julie · 02-03-2014, 12:55 PM

The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
(explains everything to me now - poor poor Dreamer).

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

Your exact female opposite:
The Stiletto

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master

Consider:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Peach (RGLM)
Always Avoid:

Genghis Khunt (RBSM)

BullDog · 02-03-2014, 01:17 PM

The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Sonnet

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

imperfect_cupcake · 02-03-2014, 02:29 PM

aw! Bully lol
fabulous!

*Anya* · 08-03-2014, 07:57 AM

Your results are in! You are...
The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?
Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.
You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

Your exact female opposite:

Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

CONSIDER:

The Peach (RGLM)

ALWAYS AVOID:

The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Battleaxe (DBLM)
Genghis Khunt (RBSM)
Half-Cocked (RBSD)

Orema · 08-03-2014, 08:23 AM

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.

We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.
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Your exact female opposite:
Half-Cocked (Random Brutal Sex Dreamer)
===============
CONSIDER:
The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you
===============
ALWAYS AVOID:
The Battleaxe (DBLM)
The Stiletto (DBSM)
The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

Tuff Stuff · 07-28-2015, 11:42 PM

As female it gave me Half-Cocked

As a male it gave me The Hornivore
"One day.the villagers came with torches to the house.In the smoldering ashes,stray dogs looked for cooked flesh."

Whoa

silkepus · 02-03-2014, 01:05 PM

The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

The Intern

Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.

From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.

The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person.

You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out.

You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.

Your exact female opposite:

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master

Consider:
The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

Always Avoid:
The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
Tell your friends to take the test!

So quiet, shy, choosy but really really likes sex. Yeah, sure why not.

ProfPacker · 02-03-2014, 01:20 PM

I'm the Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

Butterbean · 02-03-2014, 02:25 PM

The link doesn't work for me?

Sweet Bliss · 08-03-2014, 05:36 AM

Battle Axe... my reputation is forever soiled.

Teddybear · 02-03-2014, 07:03 PM

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Slow Dancer
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Your exact male opposite:
The Hornivore
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
CONSIDER:

The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
The Sonnet (DGLD)
ALWAYS AVOID:

The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Gráinne · 02-03-2014, 09:11 PM

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)
The Maid of Honor
Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.
Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you.
We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.
Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Apocalipstic · 02-03-2014, 10:27 PM

I got Peach too. No one too intense please!

Probably a pretty good description of me. Lol
Except for you know, not always gentle.

Random · 02-03-2014, 11:23 PM

I got

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Your exact female opposite:
The Nymph
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

CONSIDER:
The Peach (RGLM)
The Playstation (RGSM)
The Window Shopper (RGLD)

ALWAYS AVOID:The Battleaxe (DBLM)

Jess · 02-04-2014, 12:38 AM

The Playboy
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM)

The Playboy

Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy.
You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.
It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.
If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection.

CONSIDER:

The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)
The Nurse (RGSD)

ALWAYS AVOID:
The Playstation (RGSM)

*** don't believe the hype***

Cole610 · 08-09-2014, 02:56 PM

Well Im the Playstation. Good thing thats also my console of choice.
I have to avoid The Priss. But I knew that.

CherryWine · 07-20-2015, 03:23 PM

And it does seem quite accurate!

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.
For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her.
Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

Exact Opposite: The Nymph

Consider:
The Peach, The Playstation, The Window Shopper

Avoid:
The Battleaxe

02-03-2014, 11:18 AM	#1
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Dating persona test - fun and humorous A long time ago this test was written as a spoof to Myers - Briggs but I actually think it's strangely accurate in a fun and silly kind of way. I got The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Your exact female opposite: The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer CONSIDER: The Peach (RGLM) The Playstation (RGSM) The Window Shopper (RGLD) ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM) And I am rather pleased. And I'd love to meet "loverboy" Who are you and who would you like to meet? dating persona test here CLICKY . Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 02-03-2014 at 11:23 AM.

02-03-2014, 12:47 PM	#2
candy_coated_bitch Pixie Stick How Do You Identify?: The arteest formerly known as musicfemme. Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Happily taken. Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Northampton, MA Posts: 11,293 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31,723 Thanked 32,098 Times in 6,125 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM) The Sudden Departure Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call. You are The Sudden Departure. You’ve been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you’re a really fantastic girl who doesn’t really know what she wants, and you’ve broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you’re there, either boredom or the old “grass is greener” syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries. We know you’re not the classic “love ’em and leave ’em” type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you’re theoretically looking to settle down, you don’t settle long on one person. “Serial monogamist” is probably something you hear a lot. “Emotionally loose” is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn’t really make much difference. Of course, it’s not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose. OMG, I am actually slightly offended LMFAO!!!! The name sounds really cool but not the description. Fuck you, test. __________________ My Etsy Shop My Patreon My Website

02-03-2014, 12:51 PM	#3
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	LOL most of my friends got Gengis Khunt. It is a dark humoured test.... PS. Two of my mates got that. The rest got Gengis Khunt, the playstation and the rose. There are some very funny personality write ups. Last edited by imperfect_cupcake; 02-03-2014 at 12:57 PM.

02-03-2014, 12:55 PM	#4
Julie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Angel * Femme * Lesbian * Girl * Woman * Slut * Bitch * Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: No longer a Virgin Bride to Dreamer ~ May 17th, 2014 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New York Posts: 4,674 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,676 Thanked 18,160 Times in 3,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The Window Shopper Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) (explains everything to me now - poor poor Dreamer). Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper. You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come. Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a girl you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns. Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic woman is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs. Your exact female opposite: The Stiletto Deliberate Brutal Sex Master Consider: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Peach (RGLM) Always Avoid: Genghis Khunt (RBSM) __________________ “Sometimes only one person is missing and the whole world seems depopulated.” ~ Alphonse de Lamartine - 1790-1869 http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/o...ps4d9fb6c0.jpg I Love You ~ I Love Us May 17, 2014

02-03-2014, 01:17 PM	#5
BullDog Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Dominant Stone Butch Daddy Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: In A Healing Place Posts: 5,371 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,160 Thanked 22,783 Times in 4,470 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Yes BullDog Really Is Just An Old Softy The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) The Sonnet Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. __________________ Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other. - Rainer Maria Rilke

02-03-2014, 02:29 PM	#6
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,727 Times in 1,613 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	aw! Bully lol fabulous!

08-03-2014, 07:57 AM	#7
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,791 Times in 7,290 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Your results are in! You are... The Sonnet Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed? Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They’re conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that’s okay, because you’re very choosy with your affections anyway. You’d absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance. Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You’re already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there’s no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so. You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls. Your exact female opposite: Genghis Khunt Random Brutal Sex Master CONSIDER: The Peach (RGLM) ALWAYS AVOID: The Stiletto (DBSM) The Battleaxe (DBLM) Genghis Khunt (RBSM) Half-Cocked (RBSD) __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

08-03-2014, 08:23 AM	#8
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her, shawty Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,032 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,083 Thanked 34,103 Times in 8,595 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you. We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. =============== Your exact female opposite: Half-Cocked (Random Brutal Sex Dreamer) =============== CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM), someone just like you =============== ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Stiletto (DBSM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) __________________ Today is a good day to read a banned book. —Anonymous

07-28-2015, 11:42 PM	#9
Tuff Stuff Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Woman Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2013 Location: California Posts: 695 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 904 Thanked 1,318 Times in 506 Posts Rep Power: 9408452	As female it gave me Half-Cocked As a male it gave me The Hornivore "One day.the villagers came with torches to the house.In the smoldering ashes,stray dogs looked for cooked flesh." Whoa

02-03-2014, 01:05 PM	#10
silkepus Member How Do You Identify?: covered in ink and glitter Preferred Pronoun?: feminine ones Relationship Status: watching pictures of cats on tumblr Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 382 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 359 Thanked 702 Times in 196 Posts Rep Power: 10186796	The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD) The Intern Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern. From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez. The thing is, you’re a little bit quiet, so men think you’re waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they’re right about that, but few of them realize you’re a genuinely thoughtful person. You’re choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever’s lying around, passed out. You’re not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that’s cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts. Your exact female opposite: The Sudden Departure Random Brutal Love Master Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) Always Avoid: The Battleaxe (DBLM) The Sudden Departure (RBLM) Tell your friends to take the test! So quiet, shy, choosy but really really likes sex. Yeah, sure why not. __________________ I’m here, I’m queer, sorry I’m late I overslept

02-03-2014, 01:20 PM	#11
ProfPacker Member How Do You Identify?: butch/MOC Preferred Pronoun?: Hy/hym/hys but in circumstances like work and some other places she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: nj Posts: 1,365 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 4,816 Times in 1,187 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	I'm the Dirty Little Secret (DGSM)

02-03-2014, 02:25 PM	#12
Butterbean Member How Do You Identify?: ---- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ----- Posts: 1,143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 2,220 Times in 772 Posts Rep Power: 17690475	The link doesn't work for me?

08-03-2014, 05:36 AM	#13
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,264 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Battle Axe... my reputation is forever soiled.

02-03-2014, 07:03 PM	#14
Teddybear Senior Member How Do You Identify?: by my name Preferred Pronoun?: He, him Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Here there everywhere. Posts: 2,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,620 Thanked 6,239 Times in 1,687 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD) The Slow Dancer Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships. Your exact male opposite: The Hornivore The Hornivore Random Brutal Sex Master CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Sonnet (DGLD) ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM)

02-03-2014, 09:11 PM	#15
Gráinne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Neither, nada, out of the box Preferred Pronoun?: My name always works Relationship Status: Happy whatever happens Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Little Rock Posts: 1,818 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,011 Thanked 7,246 Times in 1,416 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	The Maid of Honor Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) The Maid of Honor Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor. Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many girls would call a “perfect catch”—and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You’re careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor girl whose only crime was liking you. We’ve deduced you’re fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself. Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You’re just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them. __________________ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ~Erma Bombeck

02-03-2014, 10:27 PM	#16
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,383 Times in 2,840 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I got Peach too. No one too intense please! Probably a pretty good description of me. Lol Except for you know, not always gentle. __________________

02-03-2014, 11:23 PM	#17
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,379 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I got The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Your exact female opposite: The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer CONSIDER: The Peach (RGLM) The Playstation (RGSM) The Window Shopper (RGLD) ALWAYS AVOID:The Battleaxe (DBLM) __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

02-04-2014, 12:38 AM	#18
Jess Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: decidedly indifferent Preferred Pronoun?: other Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Patrick Springs, VA Posts: 2,812 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,247 Thanked 5,703 Times in 1,684 Posts Rep Power: 0	The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) The Playboy Clean. Smooth. Successful. You’re The Playboy. You’re spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. It’s obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you’re after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you’re straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn’t into something casual, it’s no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. If you’re feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there’s a possibility of rejection. CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM) The Nurse (RGSD) ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation (RGSM) * don't believe the hype*

08-09-2014, 02:56 PM	#19
Cole610 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Hey You, Dude Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: New Westminster BC Canada Posts: 57 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 514 Thanked 197 Times in 44 Posts Rep Power: 2362244	Well Im the Playstation. Good thing thats also my console of choice. I have to avoid The Priss. But I knew that.

07-20-2015, 03:23 PM	#20
CherryWine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: lesbian femme Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The Deep South Posts: 2,491 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,060 Thanked 10,084 Times in 2,186 Posts Rep Power: 21474847	I'm another Peach And it does seem quite accurate! The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a girl who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying her. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Exact Opposite: The Nymph Consider: The Peach, The Playstation, The Window Shopper Avoid: The Battleaxe