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Old 04-28-2010, 03:29 PM   #21
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Juneteenth is an annual celebration to honor the day the last slaves were freed by the Emancipation Proclamation on June 19, 1865.
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In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
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Wednesday is 'leg day'.
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In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
In Florida:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

In Big Pine Key, it is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail.

In Daytona, the molestation of trash cans is banned.

In Miami, It is illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (That wouldn't fly in Key West!)

In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.





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In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

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In Tampa Bay, it is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

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See? I knew having a bigger tail was a good thing!!
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The Tasmanian Devil stores body fat in its tail and an unhealthy devil often has a thin tail.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Irony:::Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots...
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Trumpeter swans usually do not mate until their 4th year, and they are North America's largest waterfowl.
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SCUBA = Self-contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

(but I bet you all knew that.)
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john muir used the word 'saunter' to describe his walks through the sierra, which might mean fifty miles in two days. he carried oats and nuts along the way, and i've often thought a guy like him- perfect for me

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A human being loses an average of 40 to 100 strands of hair a day




But if you're an FTM taking T, it happens 3-times that fast.
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Sexuality in ancient Egypt was open, untainted by guilt. Sex was an important part of life - from birth to death and rebirth. Singles and married couples made love. The gods themselves were earthy enough to copulate. The Egyptians even believed in sex in the afterlife. Sex was not taboo... Even the Egyptian religion was filled with tales of adultery, incest, homosexuality and masturbation... with hints of necrophillia! Masculinity and femininity itself were strongly linked with the ability to conceive and bear children...
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In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.
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In Lehigh, Nebraska it's against the law to sell donut holes.
Bastids! I love the holes of donuts, especially the ooey gooey glazed ones that are still warm.
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By 2020, Major Depressive illnesses will be the leading cause of disability in the world for women and children.
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Wednesday is 'leg day'.
i must keep track of which day corresponds with which muscles.

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i must keep track of which day corresponds with which muscles.

(refraining from making a love muscle joke, here: x)
<whispers> I think they call that "Hump Day"
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In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length
"Is that a harpoon in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m
Wow. Do you plug the chickens to make them stop or...

In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
This makes it easier for the woman to run over the man.


and I will close this with saying GO FORGETFUL SQUIRRELS!! with this FYI:

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

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