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Lies You've Told
Funny, shocking, embarrassing, evil, "white," whatever. What are some lies you've told?
I'll start it out with a funny one. And though I don't lie much, I have others in all the above categories to admit to if this gets going. All right, innocuous but nonetheless a lie: When my kids were in the age range 4-6, we lived in a neighborhood where there must have been 500 ice cream trucks driving around looking for business. Every time we heard one, my little ones would be all, Can we have ice cream? Huh, can we? Hurrrrrrry!!!!! And it's not like they think, Oh gee, we had ice cream yesterday, or even Ha ha, we had ice cream already today. So I told them that when the ice cream trucks played music, it meant that they were out of ice cream. Then when we'd hear the trucks, I'd say, Oh, darn, all out. Maybe next time. I can be like that. Can you?
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My kids were unimpressed with me when they really young.
So the peace momma told them my life was really a shield for the fact that I designed the original stealth bomber. They believed me - Told all their friends. GOD - I could never trust them with my secrets (lies) again.
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I went along for quite a while letting mine believe that, but then one time I forgot about retrieving the tooth and leaving cash for, like, three nights in a row and so finally I handed her a bill and said, Here's 5 bucks, honey. The truth is I'm the tooth fairy. Guess that's more a lie I didn't tell.... Thought of another category: Lies you told when you were a child and still squirm over. (Uh, no, I don't have a bunch of those, why'd you ask?)
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Our kids and nieces believed that the car had a safety feature and if you didn't buckle up or unbuckled the car would die.
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Well, this may be typical teenage mishegoss.
I was the live in house manager in a community residence for adults with developmental disabilities. I did learn a lot, and it fell into the category of 'an honorable job that I enjoy' but My father was worried about me, and He was worried that I would never go back to college, so I told him that I was taking classes at Brooklyn College during the day, since I worked a split shift. That was a big fat lie, and eventually I went back to college, and to grad school, and then I went back to college again, and then to grad school again. |
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When I was in high school, I had taken a year out, and was doing home schooling. I had to go up to the school to meet a friend for lunch, she was in the gym class and I was waiting there for her. The teacher asked if I wanted to participate, I said no, she pushed it and I told her I had been in a car accident, and had two plates in each leg, and couldnt. She let it go. I went back the next year, and in the spring, I was wearing shorts, and she saw me, and noticed I had no scars on my legs. I had to make up almost a years worth of PE classes in a month!
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My parents till this day don't know how many concerts I've gone to when I was "spending the night at Raquel Padilla's house".
Sometimes I get uncomfy when they say they wished they would of not been so strict
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I told lies like that in high school all the time, too, and invariably it would be so outrageous that I'd get caught in it. I once told my teacher I was going to Europe, when really I was just going to Cleveland. She asked me all these detailed questions about the trip and I had to 'fess up.
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Now, did they think the car would die, as in not run? Or did they think the car would die?
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I told them a red light would come on over their heads if they were lying and that only grown ups could see the light. I also told them I had magic powers and was a fairy before I decided to be a human and have kids (but that I kept some powers). Now, for lies to strangers? When travelling, I would tell people that I was originally born in and grew up just outside of London and I did not have an accent b/c my parents moved back home to the States when I was 8 years old.
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I've lied and said I was American just so I would not have to hear all kinds of ignorant questions about how I came to be here...
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