Two Truths and a Lie: The Online Version

[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Gráinne

I'm calling out Sweet Bliss that she is surely not the second ugliest bartender .

Yes I was, it's fundraising event for MS .

[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Nic

Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

[LexiLove]

Originally Posted by Nic

They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by IslandScout

I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:

• I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  
• I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  
• I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

Sorry for the delay. The paddle exists. It was made by our very own Bard with assistance from hys lovely wife, desd.

[Nic]

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

[Nic]

Originally Posted by LexiLove

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

That's amazing!

[Sweet Bliss]

Originally Posted by Nic

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble!

No one guessed my lie.

[cara]

Originally Posted by Gemme

My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

[LexiLove]

Originally Posted by Nic

That's amazing!

Haha. Thanks.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by cara

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

No one guessed my lie.

All your cats are not female?

[Cin]

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by cara

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Incorrect.

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss

Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble!

No one guessed my lie.

Hey, I think "kilt the world"...so it's all good.

[Scots_On_The_Rocks]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!



Incorrect.

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.



I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

I'd say #2

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks

I'd say #2

Winner winner
chicken dinner!

Root beer's my ultimate fave, although sour apple definitely comes in at the top 4.

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Gemme

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!



Incorrect.

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.



I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

See above. Lie was #2.

[Sparkle]

Originally Posted by Miss Tick

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema?

[Cin]

Originally Posted by Gemme

See above. Lie was #2.

Oh I'm sorry. I missed that. It's a little confusing this thread sometimes. LOL.