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Old 04-04-2010, 08:04 AM   #1281
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mmm..pancakes. i've been pondering what to make for the house..and *that*'s it! pancakes, fried eggs and bacon....thanks uofmfan for planting 'em in my head! (wanna come over? *hehe*)
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:23 AM   #1283
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On a day which probably SHOULD be bright and sunny and cheery, it is gloomy and sprinkling here in Austin.....and for some reason, it's comforting as I sit here, watching out the window, gentle music playing, a snoring puppy beside me and a cup of coffee warming me up.





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*grabs a piece of paper...and draws something that resembles a map.....looks at it...chews bottom-lip...draws a lil' more* okay, directions.....hope you don't get too lost....i am a lil' challenged in that department! *lol*
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Dinner at mom's always leaves me stuffed.
Today, it was grilled Boston butt, green beans, baked beans, cole slaw, deviled eggs, potato salad. And for dessert, angel food cake with strawberries and (fat-free) whip cream. And in in the non-fat free category, there was oreo ice cream cake.
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Now I'm full and sleepy and ready for a nap. But I want to go out and enjoy the sunny day.
Choices! *grin*
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If I am right-handed and right-side dominant, why does my left leg always bounce when I'm anxious?
Maybe you need your springs realigned. You probably should have someone check the chassis

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You, dearest Kimbo, are not right in the head.

Like Diva, my Easter is overcast and drizzly and nice and quiet and I kind of like it that way. Now, if I could just stop eating the candy crap that my coworker brought.
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I feel like I'm on the inside of a two way mirror. I can see out but No one sees me. I cant see me. I talk but No one hears me. Maybe I am a ghost. Im already dead but I just don't know it yet.
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