Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 11

SoNotHer · 12-26-2011, 08:50 PM

"Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

kannon · 12-26-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

Honey · 12-27-2011, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kannon

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 10:28 AM

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

Honey · 12-27-2011, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me!

You 'd think that if ya knew me.......

*Anya* · 12-27-2011, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I thought we were playing out little, "Rapist Serial Killer" game.......Thats what I'm telling the cops anyway !! Hey, who's got the bail money .....I wouldn't do well in the penn ?!! I'd have to get a "daddy" and all....Wait a minute.....Hmmm....

Derail alert:

Hey, the thought of a Prison daddy is a big redeeming factor for me if I ever have to go-just sayin'

Inked_Trinity · 12-27-2011, 08:54 PM

The number of ways I could care less is astounding!

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:47 PM

some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on

Inked_Trinity · 12-29-2011, 08:51 PM

Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're F*king stupid. See it's working..

Inked_Trinity · 12-30-2011, 08:19 AM

I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves.

Inked_Trinity · 01-01-2012, 10:48 AM

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

o222Good · 01-02-2012, 03:03 AM

Sorry!
I Can Only Please
One Person Per Day
Today Is Not Your Day
Tomorrow Isn't Looking
Too Good Either!

Inked_Trinity · 01-02-2012, 06:54 AM

oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

Inked_Trinity · 01-03-2012, 09:37 AM

I hear somebody screaming for help... Apparently my trunk is not sound proof.

Honey · 01-03-2012, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I hear somebody screaming for help... Apparently my trunk is not sound proof.

I'm not playing Hide n Seek with you any more !! Back to the naked Twister !

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 10:03 AM

A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong !

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 10:07 AM

Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

1QuirkyKiwi · 01-04-2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??"

I nearly fell off my chair from laughing so hard at this one! ....Good thing I didn't have a mouthful of tea....my poor laptop, lol!

Inked_Trinity · 01-04-2012, 08:02 PM

OMG! Did you hear that? It was the sound of me not caring!

Honey · 01-04-2012, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

Fuck !! Thats not what I've been using them for either ?????

12-26-2011, 08:50 PM	#201
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Feelin' this one today "Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo."

12-27-2011, 10:28 AM	#204
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite"..... cause the first thing I think when I meet a person is HOLY SHIT the bitch is gonna bite me! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-27-2011, 08:54 PM	#207
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	The number of ways I could care less is astounding! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:47 PM	#208
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	some people are plugged in but the switch just isn't turned on __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-29-2011, 08:51 PM	#209
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	*Is practicing being positive today. For example, I'm Positive you're Fking stupid. See it's working..** __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-30-2011, 08:19 AM	#210
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I enjoy a glass of red wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my exceptionally witty comebacks, sarcasm, and flawless dance moves. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-01-2012, 10:48 AM	#211
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	You're never too old to learn something stupid. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-02-2012, 03:03 AM	#212
o222Good Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Lake Worth FL Posts: 89 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 641 Thanked 240 Times in 65 Posts Rep Power: 2561060	Sorry! I Can Only Please One Person Per Day Today Is Not Your Day Tomorrow Isn't Looking Too Good Either!

01-02-2012, 06:54 AM	#213
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-03-2012, 09:37 AM	#214
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I hear somebody screaming for help... Apparently my trunk is not sound proof. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 10:03 AM	#216
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	A week ago, I really hated people...today I just found out I was cooking them wrong ! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 10:07 AM	#217
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Have you ever taken a second look at your ex and thought quietly to yourself, "Was I drunk our entire relationship??" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-04-2012, 08:02 PM	#219
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,924 Times in 1,817 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	OMG! Did you hear that? It was the sound of me not caring! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.