What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 8

Mister Bent · 08-04-2010, 09:51 PM

Boss Lady: I need to get you a blackberry and business cards and to set your email up. What name do you want to go by?

Me: Speed Racer.

JustBeingMe · 08-06-2010, 12:04 AM

Soon · 08-14-2010, 09:28 AM

Blade · 08-14-2010, 09:45 AM

Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?

We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops!

Stearns · 08-14-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind?

We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops!

This. This cracked me up. In addition to the 15 second video Soon posted. Oh, and my dog sneaking up to the coffee table and snagging a scrambled egg off my plate when she thought I wasn't looking.

LeftWriteFemme · 08-14-2010, 12:55 PM

Soon · 08-15-2010, 10:04 AM

deeperstill · 08-15-2010, 12:16 PM

WAHHHHHHHHA! That is MESSED.UP.

ok, that is going to last me all week

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

Laerkin · 08-17-2010, 05:47 PM

Laerkin and SB were chillin' on the couch. Suddenly, SB gestured wildly for me to look outside.

I turned around and in the middle of our cul de sac was a teenage boy in full Matrix gear with a mask and a fake sword and he was GOING TO TOWN.

He was doing horrific spin kicks and charging in circles with his ninja sword and then posing dramatically as if waiting for the next throng of enemies.

He was pointing at invisible enemies and throwing his ankle-length coat around like a shield.

We were DYING.

Unfortunately, just as I got the video camera out, the neighbors pulled up and interrupted his show so he sulked home.

I hope he comes back. YouTube!

Passionaria · 08-17-2010, 10:44 PM

ravfem · 09-22-2010, 09:13 AM

NJFemmie · 09-22-2010, 02:21 PM

Kenna · 09-22-2010, 11:02 PM

Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!!
It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry)

and

Someone's "mission"

Kenna · 09-22-2010, 11:19 PM

Ohhh forgot...

I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!!

THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door.

Jess · 09-23-2010, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HowSoonIsNow

OK, this had me literally laughing out loud at 6 am AFTER waking up to a pressie from one of the big dogs.... so you know it's funny!!!

chefhmboyrd · 09-23-2010, 08:44 AM

JustBeingMe · 09-28-2010, 11:40 PM

ok now someone tell me how to post those darn pics like the one above ^^^^my post????? I wanna post some that are funny too. I don't know how with this new site. it's mind boggling I tell ya . LOL

OK, now my you tube video won't post but a white block??? WTF is going on now?

Soon · 10-05-2010, 06:15 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_750396.html

Jess · 10-05-2010, 07:26 AM

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuISQJtJDeQ"]YouTube - Bad Romance (acapella version)[/nomedia]

Mitmo01 · 10-05-2010, 07:27 AM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/180974/sat...ive-bronx-beat

08-04-2010, 09:51 PM	#141
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,831 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	email exchange with my new employer Boss Lady: I need to get you a blackberry and business cards and to set your email up. What name do you want to go by? Me: Speed Racer. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

08-06-2010, 12:04 AM	#142
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08-14-2010, 09:28 AM	#143
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,118 Times in 3,391 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	15 seconds! trust me; it's funny ;)

08-14-2010, 09:45 AM	#144
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Went to breakfast with my parents. They didn't know about the tatoo. As we walk in, Mom says what's wrong with your neck? I said nothing and turned around and grinned. She smiled and said you got a tatoo didn't you. I said yes, and took my phone out and showed her the pic of it. Daddy saw it and said what's that? Mom said, it's the tatoo. He says have you lost your mind? We got to the front of the line and the lady says, "3"? I said no me and 2 old people. Daddy said you mean 2 old people and 1 idiot, right? ROFLMAO!!!!! We got a good laugh out of that. Daddy has a tatoo, he hates it. He got it while in the navy and drunk, said he wished he could have cut it off the next day. LOL Gotta love Pops! __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

08-14-2010, 12:55 PM	#146
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08-15-2010, 10:04 AM	#147
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08-17-2010, 05:47 PM	#149
Laerkin Member How Do You Identify?: Girlie with a touch of bossy Preferred Pronoun?: She, but not hung up on the details Relationship Status: Parenting our furry family with SmoothButch Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Washington DC Posts: 385 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 772 Thanked 963 Times in 257 Posts Rep Power: 4366970	Laerkin and SB were chillin' on the couch. Suddenly, SB gestured wildly for me to look outside. I turned around and in the middle of our cul de sac was a teenage boy in full Matrix gear with a mask and a fake sword and he was GOING TO TOWN. He was doing horrific spin kicks and charging in circles with his ninja sword and then posing dramatically as if waiting for the next throng of enemies. He was pointing at invisible enemies and throwing his ankle-length coat around like a shield. We were DYING. Unfortunately, just as I got the video camera out, the neighbors pulled up and interrupted his show so he sulked home. I hope he comes back. YouTube!

08-17-2010, 10:44 PM	#150
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09-22-2010, 09:13 AM	#151
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09-22-2010, 02:21 PM	#152
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09-22-2010, 11:02 PM	#153
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,108 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Finding three frogs taking a swim in the dog's water bowl!! It was too funny and they were neat! (but I feel sorry for them since it's been so hot and dry) and Someone's "mission"

09-22-2010, 11:19 PM	#154
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,108 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Ohhh forgot... I must have moved to the land of BIG AZZ BUGS!! Today in my kitchen I found something that is a cross between a cricket, spider and stink bug!! UGLY FUGLY BIG AZZ BUGS do not belong in my kitchen! Then my housemate tells me that sometimes those creepy things get onto the shower wall!! OHHHH NO WAY!! I will NOT share my shower with something that has more legs than I do!! THEN... I have a smack-down-crunch-them-up-squish-and-squash-them contest with a HUGE hairy spider just outside the front door.

09-23-2010, 08:44 AM	#156
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09-28-2010, 11:40 PM	#157
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10-05-2010, 06:15 AM	#158
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,118 Times in 3,391 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/1..._n_750396.html

10-05-2010, 07:26 AM	#159
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10-05-2010, 07:27 AM	#160
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