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I went to Aldi's to shop today. You have to pay a quarter for a cart and when you return it and hook it back to the other carts it gives you your quarter back.
I go to the buggy area and put my quarter in and it wouldn't let me have a buggy but it let me have 2 buggies. I fought and fought with the buggy to try to get my quarter back so I could get a single buggy. A lady came up and she held one end of the buggies and I had the other end, at the same time we jerked the shit out of the buggies in opposite directions, all to no avail the buggies didn't come apart and I couldn't get my quarter back so I could get another buggy. The lady went on into the store and suddenly I realized I had stuck the quarter in the 2nd buggy not the first one that is why it gave me 2 buggies instead of one. DUH!!!! Did I feel like a dork or what? I went on inside and the lady saw me and said oh I see you finally got a buggy. I said yes Ma'am. She said how'd you get it? I told her and we both about wet the floor in the store. I raised up my bangs and said do I have STUPID written up there?
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Was standing in the checkout line at the pharmacy today. There is a guy behind me. His phone rings. His 'ringtone' is Oh shit, it's my wife..
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My sister asking My mom to turn on the xmas lights (yes our tree is still up), and then she tells My mom what to say back to her LOL
thats My sister for you
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hmm...don't think workers comp covers this...LOL
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Shad and I on our way to Best Buy after dinner.....hy gets over in "another lane" to turn right or pass a car, not sure, and it was "The Bus Stop." We laughed for long time, the guy beside us laughed too!
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I just watched the Frasier episode 11-03 "The Doctor is Out" wherein the director of the Seattle Opera (Patrick Stewart) mistakes Frasier for gay and courts him, It was HILARIOUS, I woke up the dog I laughed so hard.
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I had showered, changed into one of Mitmo's Bob Marly tshirt,a pair of paint stained sweats and christmas socks... I swayed into the living room, climed into her lap and announced... "I'm dressed to seduce you..." It made both of us just crack the hell up...
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Yesterday I fell horizontally with all my body weight on my left ribs, my legs went out from under me but lucky for me im large and have padding in a lot of places so nothing broke thankfully lol.....but large does go booooooom!!!
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yesterday while working on Blaze's dog pen, Skippy followed me down there. He came running down there with his 8 pound chest bowed out and ran right up to Blaze's pen growling at Blaze. LOL yeah.. I went to the front and said what are you doin? Get your little butt back up that hill, go on! So he runs up the hill. Dang fool dog...Blaze could eat him in one bite and burp. But ole Skippy doesn't know he's only 7 or 8 pound he thinks he's 100 pounds.
THEN I get back in the pasture to work on the pen. All of a sudden I hear Skippy yap yap yapping and I look up and his 6 inch tall self is running fast as he can, kickin up leaves and rocks as he goes. Running toward the property line fence...there is a dirt road there. Barking to the top of his lungs....I look up and one of my neighbors is coming home from his afternoon walk....shakin my head I yell at Skip to get on the porch....I swear the little fart, as Sweet calls him, as he has matured he thinks he is 10' tall and bullet proof. It just cracks me up to see him acting like such a big shot.
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Sheldon Cooper to Leslie Winkle on The Big Bang Theory: "I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns on it's original trajectory and adheres to you." Guaranteed to render the other speechless for a few.
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-"What's your poison?" The man asks for 3 drinks..The bartender, slightly confused, asks -"Why 3? U're alone" -"I want 3" The bartender is slightly annoyed at this point.. -"Ok, but why?" The guy says -" One for me...One for u...And one for the Cunt u call Mom" Naturally the bartender beats him to a Pulp and kicks him out... 2 nights later, Same guy, same questions, the bartender glares when he asks for 3 again.. -"Why??" -" One for me, one for u, and one for the Whore u call Mom" Another asswhoopin', and a few missing teeth.... On the third time, the guy walks in bruised, bent out of shape, Slurring... -"I want 2 drinks" Now he's really confused... -"Why 2?" -"Every time I ask for 3, u always beat the fucking shit outta me....So, I want 2 drinks...1 for me, and one for the Bitch that gave birth to u" { sounds funnier in spanish }
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