What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 7

Ebon · 07-01-2010, 05:12 PM

Seeing my puppy nephew trapped in one of my t-shirts rolling around on the floor trying to get out of it. lol

MissItalianDiva · 07-01-2010, 05:33 PM

Passive aggressive behavior from people who know better....really is comical. Makes me wonder sometimes. Perhaps I am just to outspoken but if I have an opinion or something to say I just say it. Anyways it makes me laugh

Scorp · 07-02-2010, 08:59 AM

Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that.

They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth.

I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date???

What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE.....

LMFAO.....

Ms. Tabitha · 07-02-2010, 09:09 AM

Forwarded conversations.. coffee over Yahoo messenger and the fact somethings NEVER change

Soon · 07-02-2010, 04:08 PM

Kenna · 07-08-2010, 07:50 PM

I posted this earlier today in the Smile thread...

Taking treats from the farmer's market - home made ice cream and a HUGE seedless watermelon - to a friend's parents and seeing how delighted "Pap" was to receive his treats.

After I posted that, I was told "Pap" ate ALL the ice cream before Momma got home!! I could just picture the "naughty little boy" look on his face when he said "I told Mom about the watermelon, but I didn't tell her about the ice cream because I ate both of them." Shame on him!! LMAO!!!

Momma is gonna squeeze his ears together when she finds out!! LOL

I wonder if he hid the containers deep down in the trash?

moxie · 07-10-2010, 10:19 PM

I haven't watched Dress to Kill in years. Watched it tonight. One of my favorite parts.

JustBeingMe · 07-17-2010, 10:59 AM

I have found Simon's Cat on Youtube to be quite funny and laughing my arse off watching them. Hope you enjoy!!

Jess · 07-17-2010, 11:29 AM

Soon · 07-18-2010, 08:01 AM

JustBeingMe · 07-18-2010, 05:14 PM

You have to watch this guy, he's amazing and funny to watch, don't miss the thing he does with his nipple!!! LMAO

Soon · 07-20-2010, 04:20 PM

Sarah Palin 'Refudiate' Twitter Remark Causes FLOOD Of #ShakesPalin Tweets

Examples:

Passionaria · 07-21-2010, 08:31 PM

There is no "I" in team. But there are three "u"s in shut the fu*k up.

Soon · 07-22-2010, 01:41 PM

theoddz · 07-22-2010, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jess

I see you and raise you this!!!!

~Theo~

Cyclopea · 07-29-2010, 12:24 PM

This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07...aggers_29.html

Cyclopea · 08-02-2010, 02:02 PM

A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male:

Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around...
He: Not ugly fat ones like you!

Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO

Kenna · 08-03-2010, 06:35 PM

as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..."

I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there?

ruthie14 · 08-03-2010, 07:22 PM

One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me:
Child: Where's Roofy
Me: I'm here
Child: No Roofy's home
me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby)
Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy
Me: I wish I were home sleepin

lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker!

UofMfan · 08-04-2010, 09:04 PM

Posted by Lizz Winstead on FB: "I'm for a 28th amendment that gives undocumented gays the right to marry and open an abortion clinic in a mosque at ground zero"

07-01-2010, 05:12 PM	#121
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,145 Times in 2,755 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Seeing my puppy nephew trapped in one of my t-shirts rolling around on the floor trying to get out of it. lol __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

07-02-2010, 04:08 PM	#125
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07-08-2010, 07:50 PM	#126
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,108 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I posted this earlier today in the Smile thread... Taking treats from the farmer's market - home made ice cream and a HUGE seedless watermelon - to a friend's parents and seeing how delighted "Pap" was to receive his treats. After I posted that, I was told "Pap" ate ALL the ice cream before Momma got home!! I could just picture the "naughty little boy" look on his face when he said "I told Mom about the watermelon, but I didn't tell her about the ice cream because I ate both of them." Shame on him!! LMAO!!! Momma is gonna squeeze his ears together when she finds out!! LOL I wonder if he hid the containers deep down in the trash? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

07-10-2010, 10:19 PM	#127
moxie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: a cynical princess wannabe Preferred Pronoun?: lipgloss junkie Relationship Status: yep Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the ville Posts: 3,027 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,544 Thanked 6,770 Times in 1,847 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I haven't watched Dress to Kill in years. Watched it tonight. One of my favorite parts. __________________ "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb

07-17-2010, 10:59 AM	#128
JustBeingMe Senior Member How Do You Identify?: as ME Relationship Status: I don't need no stinking status. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: somewhere you're not..... Posts: 1,808 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,961 Thanked 1,691 Times in 694 Posts Rep Power: 12813868	I have found Simon's Cat on Youtube to be quite funny and laughing my arse off watching them. Hope you enjoy!! __________________ Nothing more, Nothing less, I'm Just Being Me

07-01-2010, 05:33 PM	#122
MissItalianDiva Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Miss Twiggy Preferred Pronoun?: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status: divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SLC Utah Posts: 2,284 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,768 Thanked 7,161 Times in 1,793 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Passive aggressive behavior from people who know better....really is comical. Makes me wonder sometimes. Perhaps I am just to outspoken but if I have an opinion or something to say I just say it. Anyways it makes me laugh

07-02-2010, 08:59 AM	#123
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,721 Times in 1,270 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Attention is being drawn to our house, since we are putting an addition on and updating the kitchen. I was outside getting the mail and these 2 nice folks were going for their daily evening walk (I've never met them before until then). I waved to them so they stopped and were chit chatting and were asking about the house and how they had work done to theirs, etc. etc. The husband then says to me, we're going to be having a 4th of July party so there will be a lot of commotion and cars down the street, if you and your "HUSBAND" would like to come over, you are more than welcome. Now of course I laugh to myself, but I was very gracious and said thank you, if we're around we may just do that. They continue on their walk, so 5 minutes later my honey comes outside and I say to her "Yeah, those 2 nice folks on their walk just invited me and my HUSBAND to their party this weekend". Of course we laughed about it. I tell ya one just never knows what will come out someone's mouth. I chalk that one up as if saying to a voluptuous woman, gee when is your due date??? What a surprise it will be when they see me and my "husband"...SURRRRRRRRPRISE..... LMFAO.....

07-02-2010, 09:09 AM	#124
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07-17-2010, 11:29 AM	#129
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07-18-2010, 08:01 AM	#130
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07-18-2010, 05:14 PM	#131
JustBeingMe Senior Member How Do You Identify?: as ME Relationship Status: I don't need no stinking status. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: somewhere you're not..... Posts: 1,808 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,961 Thanked 1,691 Times in 694 Posts Rep Power: 12813868	You have to watch this guy, he's amazing and funny to watch, don't miss the thing he does with his nipple!!! LMAO __________________ Nothing more, Nothing less, I'm Just Being Me

07-20-2010, 04:20 PM	#132
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,118 Times in 3,391 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Sarah Palin 'Refudiate' Twitter Remark Causes FLOOD Of #ShakesPalin Tweets Examples:

07-21-2010, 08:31 PM	#133
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07-22-2010, 01:41 PM	#134
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07-29-2010, 12:24 PM	#136
Cyclopea Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Lesbian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Exit Zero Posts: 1,267 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,694 Thanked 1,617 Times in 633 Posts Rep Power: 226199	This shit-smear of a ditty and the comments posted below it had me almost falling off my chair with laughter. http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/07...aggers_29.html __________________ http://forum.axishistory.com/images/...arious/eye.jpg

08-02-2010, 02:02 PM	#137
Cyclopea Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Lesbian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Exit Zero Posts: 1,267 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,694 Thanked 1,617 Times in 633 Posts Rep Power: 226199	A brief verbal exchange with a physically aggressive male: Me: So, you like to threaten and push women around... He: Not ugly fat ones like you! Maybe someday I will be pretty and thin enough! Oh the tears! LMAO __________________ http://forum.axishistory.com/images/...arious/eye.jpg

08-03-2010, 06:35 PM	#138
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,784 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,613 Thanked 12,108 Times in 3,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	as we drove by a little country house with someone out front on a mower... my dinner escort says "my dad's best friend that died lives there..." I couldn't resist razzing him... the poor guy died but he still lives there?

08-03-2010, 07:22 PM	#139
ruthie14 Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 844 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,904 Thanked 1,243 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 5731586	One of my 15 month old boys who ALWAYS calls me Mommy as I am changing his poopy diaper no less says to me: Child: Where's Roofy Me: I'm here Child: No Roofy's home me: No I'm here (yes I know at this point I am arguing with a baby) Child Laughs: No Roofy's home sleepin Mommy Me: I wish I were home sleepin lol made my day... well, at least he DOES know my name... little joker!

08-04-2010, 09:04 PM	#140
UofMfan Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: A very happy Mr. Grumpy Cat Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Neither here or there Posts: 7,987 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 27,733 Thanked 18,942 Times in 4,709 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Posted by Lizz Winstead on FB: "I'm for a 28th amendment that gives undocumented gays the right to marry and open an abortion clinic in a mosque at ground zero"