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03-03-2010, 10:45 PM
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She thinks all my jokes are corny 
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03-03-2010, 10:48 PM
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Timed Out
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"The lord directed that I go to the sun tanning salon and get sun tanned more evenly on their suntanning beds."
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03-04-2010, 12:51 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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What do you mean I don't know bumpkiss? I know that biotch well! She owes me money.
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03-04-2010, 08:26 AM
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They can eff the eff off and lick dirty trucker stones.
For real. I couldn't make that up. And no offense to any truckers out there. Keep in mind you're reading it out of context.
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03-04-2010, 09:00 AM
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Don't worry she's a whore just like you!
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03-04-2010, 02:20 PM
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"guess I'll get my kneepads out just in case"
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I'm misunderestimated. 
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