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Old 02-05-2010, 04:56 PM   #21
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And now you.

Get in the corner.

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I think secretly they may have created the English language and spell incorrectly so that we don't become suspicious. They do enjoy feeling superior.
Enjoy FEELING superior? You mean they're not?
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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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I need a time out, but I think it'd be more conducive to go to the Red Zone for this one.
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Old 02-08-2010, 07:53 AM   #24
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I love the cat pic but do you think they know they spelled Speak incorrectly ....Speek. I get hung up on spelling errors. Can't help it, it is a sickness, I know.

Speek to the Paw......I just want to get in there and change it. Speak to the paw, dammit.

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I know - I have issues with spelling too, but this is apparantly the "lolcats" speak. Animals suck as spelling. My cat likes to type llllllllllllllllll;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; all the damn time.

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You're in the right room - so, do tell - what did you do?!?!?
We thrive on that kind of stuff don'tcha know.

[QUOTE=Gemme;45047]Chick = Lady Gaga? She's in her early 20's. She's legal.

Whew. Thought I was going to feel horrible for another unintentional underage crush.
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And now you.

Get in the corner.

I'm in time out in a plastic bubble after watching that.


Me too.
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Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.
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Back hurts, sick of snow, never want to see a shovel again for the rest of the year, winter isn't over, bitch bitch, moan moan, I need pain killers, I should have taken the day off from work, sciatica hurts, I'm getting old, I need more coffee, more bitch, more moan ...

... and now sitting quietly in the corner wishing for a heat wave.

That is all.
Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash.
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Cats were worshipped by the ancients and we STILL haven't broken them of that attitude lol
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Actually we're having a heat wave right now! Oooops....no.....wait a minute..... False alarm. Just another hot flash.
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They know a good thing when they have it
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Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.
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Looks around wondering how I missed this thread when you started it.
Obviously my thread stalking skills need a tune up.
Time me out, tune me up and set me loose.
You're slacking, my friend.
For a minute there, I thought you timed out the time out thread.
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Looks like a good place to set up the recliner and just be s t i l l .... afore I get myself in trouble.. as usual ..

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I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*

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I don't need the time out (she doth protest too much)
However the puppies do. Time out to all of them so momma can have her coffee!!!!

*sip*


LMAO! I just placed the dogs and cats in lockdown so I can get stuff done.. How did they all get so damned spoiled??? hmmm..
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*laughing* I blame it all on the boi.
She spoils them something awful. *grin
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I'm the one who gets on to them. You just half ass talk sternly to them. I'm the one that yells at them, and makes the get off the sofa.

Just because I'm at work, doesnt mean you can talk smack and I wont see it
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Time Out to Sapph too!!!!

1. For playing on threads while at work doing the payroll (those people want their money, darnit!!!)

2. For not realizing that she has to berate the pups at night because I am the mean Alpha all day long and they need to know I am a cool momma SOMETIME

3. For... just cuz I said so.
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tell ya what. Darlin'

I'll start time out as soon as I get home. I'll go get in the bed, watch movies and let you handle everything else. How does that work for ya>?
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Nevermind. I will put myself on time out instead.

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