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My momma tells the story of her water breaking when she was putting the turkey in the oven. Well, i mean you know that's the REAL reason we celebrate Thanksgiving right? A princess was born. Prior to me being born, it was just practice!!!!
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11-11-2012, 05:58 PM
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11-11-2012, 06:16 PM
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11-12-2012, 03:16 AM
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11-12-2012, 03:22 AM
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11-12-2012, 03:25 AM
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11-12-2012, 03:33 AM
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11-12-2012, 03:48 AM
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11-12-2012, 07:58 AM
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11-12-2012, 08:09 AM
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I love thanksgiving! First I shall soak TWO Mr Tom's overnight in a special brine of salt, OJ, fresh rosemary and garlic. I will then rub you both down with ghee and a nice herbal rub. I shall stuff you with cornbread and cranberries then place your legs in twine bondage for a slow basted baking.
Joining you will be some special smashed taters, Non-GMO corn on the cob or some other yummy veggies. When we are done picking at your bones I shall boil you to make soup for xmas! Lucky you |
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11-12-2012, 11:57 AM
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11-12-2012, 01:17 PM
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This one made me cry. :(
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11-12-2012, 01:36 PM
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I'd want to have perfect vision this time of year too if I was a turkey!
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11-12-2012, 03:30 PM
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Hello everybody! Remember making these in school with our hands!
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11-12-2012, 03:33 PM
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Wow! I've been invited to dinner as a guest of honor. How lucky can I get! 
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11-12-2012, 03:54 PM
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Thanksgiving AKA the day of eat a lot and nap. Gobble till you wobble!
 
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11-12-2012, 03:55 PM
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11-12-2012, 03:57 PM
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 This Spanksgiving we'll be spending it in the 88th level of HELL!!! Just kidding. We're going to my Ma's for dinner in ALABAMA, ROLL TIDE!!!
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