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smouldering · 12-05-2011, 01:13 PM

You're gonna do what with that and where?

ruffryder · 12-05-2011, 10:44 PM

said at dinner to me the other night regarding the last breadstick..

" Pull it out so she (the waitress) can take it."

Gentle Tiger · 12-06-2011, 12:47 PM

"I hit my ball in really tall grass"

"there was a snake in my grass"

(heard in conversation about golf)

JAGG · 12-06-2011, 12:53 PM

Hey you pulled that thing out too soon. Haha

smouldering · 12-06-2011, 02:39 PM

From a friend on Facebook:
"you better stop scooting back and forth or an accidents gonna happen"

Hollylane · 12-06-2011, 10:31 PM

"I think my face hung up on you"

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-07-2011, 03:12 AM

Shall I lick it off or do you want to do it...?

Neighbour sarcastically referring to frost on the car.....

Hollylane · 12-07-2011, 11:34 AM

"I'll do your finger work for you...again."

Hollylane · 12-10-2011, 12:11 AM

"I worry about people seeing nuts in my teeth at work"

JustJo · 12-10-2011, 08:05 AM

Did you lick the tip?

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-11-2011, 12:03 PM

"Oh bugger! I've just dropped my nuts on the floor!"

*My cousin who dropped his bag of Pistashios on the floor....*

Hollylane · 12-11-2011, 01:34 PM

"I just picked up "the wood" in the wrong way..."

Gentle Tiger · 12-17-2011, 08:06 PM

"You played in my area!! Wait, that didn't come out right."

expressed by playing Words with Friends

Starbuck · 12-18-2011, 03:49 AM

[FONT="Century Gothic"][/FOverheard at the VA Hospital Therapeutic Recreation Arts and Crafts Class: "You don't need a bracket, just mount it."ONT]

smouldering · 12-18-2011, 09:15 AM

*here just stick it in and wiggle it around a little bit*
(said while trying to use a empty paper towel role to open up a trash bag)

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-18-2011, 10:52 AM

"I'm coming regularly now!"

*A poor choice of words I over heard a new Home-help say about attending an elderly neighbour.* I couldn't help it....I laughed 'til tears ran down my cheeks.

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-20-2011, 04:43 AM

Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?”
Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!”

Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL!

Hollylane · 12-24-2011, 10:06 PM

"My ass is so warm, you wouldn't believe this wood insert"

Hollylane · 12-24-2011, 10:08 PM

"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"

Gentle Tiger · 12-24-2011, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1QuirkyKiwi

Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?”
Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!”

Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollylane

"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"

12-05-2011, 01:13 PM	#121
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12-06-2011, 12:47 PM	#123
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12-06-2011, 12:53 PM	#124
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12-06-2011, 02:39 PM	#125
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12-07-2011, 03:12 AM	#127
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Shall I lick it off or do you want to do it...? Neighbour sarcastically referring to frost on the car..... __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-05-2011, 10:44 PM	#122
ruffryder Senior Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: guy ones Relationship Status: ... Join Date: May 2011 Location: chillin' in FL Posts: 3,690 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,951 Thanked 9,678 Times in 2,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	said at dinner to me the other night regarding the last breadstick.. " Pull it out so she (the waitress) can take it."

12-06-2011, 10:31 PM	#126
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12-07-2011, 11:34 AM	#128
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12-10-2011, 12:11 AM	#129
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12-10-2011, 08:05 AM	#130
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12-11-2011, 12:03 PM	#131
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"Oh bugger! I've just dropped my nuts on the floor!" My cousin who dropped his bag of Pistashios on the floor.... __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-11-2011, 01:34 PM	#132
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"I just picked up "the wood" in the wrong way..."

12-17-2011, 08:06 PM	#133
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12-18-2011, 03:49 AM	#134
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12-18-2011, 09:15 AM	#135
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	here just stick it in and wiggle it around a little bit (said while trying to use a empty paper towel role to open up a trash bag) __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare Last edited by smouldering; 12-18-2011 at 09:16 AM. Reason: typo

12-18-2011, 10:52 AM	#136
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"I'm coming regularly now!" A poor choice of words I over heard a new Home-help say about attending an elderly neighbour. I couldn't help it....I laughed 'til tears ran down my cheeks. __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-20-2011, 04:43 AM	#137
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!” Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?” Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!” Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!” Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-24-2011, 10:06 PM	#138
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12-24-2011, 10:08 PM	#139
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,373 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"