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Shallow thoughts for the day.......
* Nothing ticks me off more than that moment during an argument when realize I'm wrong.
* I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. * There is a great need for a sarcasm font. * I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. * I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. * I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. * How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? * I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong! * Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. * Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. * I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. * Bad decisions make good stories * You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. * Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. * There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. * I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I did not make any changes to. * While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed. * I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? * I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. * Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles... * Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. * I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. * Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. * I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. * I think the freezer deserves a light as well. * I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with liquor than with "Kay".
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chuckling...your list was priceless....
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I love TJ's chocolate chip cookies warm!
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I am soooo stealing at least 4 of those quotes
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i was baking donuts, and thought i saw a bug out of the corner of my eye; this has happened a few times in the past two weeks. mostly noticed when i'm turning away from the counter to get into the fridge. i am back in florida, and have seen palmetto bugs, outside a lot, and two got inside here because the place was empty for a long time. so i thought, maybe just me being on guard even though high and low searches never found the bug. then it dawned on me- it's my new bangs! i should know by now.
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Those are some mondo eyelashes, Gemme!
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They *are* long but skimpy.
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What's up with portable radios that get great reception when your hand is on them moving them around, but the minute you let go, the static comes back?
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*** B U M P ***
Your opening post Kobi is hilarious!
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It is cute. I know its not an original Kobi. I just forgot to cite the source.
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why can't they put a light in the back of the CPU unit? They have LED lights on everything, even shoes, FFS. i cant see back there to plug shit in.
light it UP people. |
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