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Old 11-18-2009, 01:08 PM   #161
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Behold! Poop w/corn soap on a rope. (I love Etsey)


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Oh NO Rubbery One. I was not meaning to imply that you didn't appreciate it.
I just meant I posted it specifically for poop humorists.
Evidently I have not yet evolved to this advanced level of poop humour. - which doesn't have a lot to do with anything - I just like it.

Praise poop soap on a rope!
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:10 PM   #162
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um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?
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um does anyone else besides me feel something strange in their tummy when they see the pic of the poop w/ corn on a rope?
It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:14 AM   #164
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It looks more like a ginormous shaped wad of gum to me than poop. They need to add some coloring, I think.
yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...

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Old 11-19-2009, 08:14 PM   #165
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Old 11-20-2009, 02:25 PM   #166
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yeah.. but still.. the corn is slightly disturbing...


Maybe the previous meal was a fiesta blend of veggies? Corn isn't digestible for many, many people so that doesn't bother me so much. The color is another story altogether.....
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Old 11-20-2009, 03:42 PM   #167
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Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?
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Ive heard raw carrots dont digest too well either. . . i wonder why?
no idea why but I can't eat raw carrots... or almost any raw veggie because I can't digest any of it... ok yeah I need to avoid this topic for the rest of the night.. my pills are upsetting my tummy and I dont like it...
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As I have eaten left~overs over the past week, I uncovered a bottle of wine I had hidden in the back of the refrigerator.

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My cat just puked next to the rabbit's pen and she freaked out. I had to clean up the puke and reassure the rabbit lol....

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damn it that is weak.. then I dont know what I am.. I always have at least a half gallon of eggnog in my fridge during this season.. but I only allow myself one small glass a day... *sigh*
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