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10-18-2012, 06:50 PM
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Toe curling :-) 
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Overheard a colleague say to his friend about me....
"She's way too fabulous to be single. We have to find her someone."
WTF 
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10-20-2012, 06:32 PM
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Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009
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I totally forgot to post this exchange...
A random call to Coppahhhhhh Bard, no answer.  A text follows close behind: Grasshoppahhhh Coppahhhhh "Sorry Hippy, I was in roll call at work"  Aforementioned Hippy: "Lmao...oh shit. I ferget other folks haz work. Promise I was not inhaling whilst calling during yer roll call. hehee."  Coppahhhhhh "It's ok I was running the roll call. You vibrated my chest." .gif "Say What?") Dark Hippy reply: "That's hawt Overheard stuff right there mah friend"  
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10-20-2012, 07:39 PM
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neither femme nor butch simply as a woman Preferred Pronoun?:
she, elle, sie,.... (female pronouns) Relationship Status:
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Overheard the dog and cat "talking"... I think they are planning to take over the house!
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01-15-2013, 12:31 PM
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guy ones Relationship Status:
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.. at work while people were getting on a tour bus.
People coming up asking "Party for a purpose?" Guy driving: "yup" Guy driving seeing others approach: "Hard rock?" Ladies looking at him. "Yes, Hard Rock. Party for a purpose." Me:
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08-17-2013, 08:20 PM
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asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?:
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little girl maybe 5yrs old
great zing of a barb "girl please - you know you got your hair did at walmart" |
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08-18-2013, 03:30 AM
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overheard at home:
(wife is sweeping up around a large birdcage with two afrikan grey parrots) I'm really tired of cleaning up this mess, look at it. Feathers everywhere, and food, why do you throw food out of your cage? It's not free. All you do is make messes don't you? I never hear you offer to clean up though. Oh no, you want mommy to clean all day long don't you? Who hates the green bits? I see a lot of green bits on the floor. Who made this mess? (the afrikan grey named Baby) I didn't do it! wife (a little surprised and has stopped sweeping) Well me either! (we think the birds have heard the kids say that when they get asked who made the mess)
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