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Old 12-06-2014, 06:24 PM   #17841
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a female panhandler came up to me at an intersection wanting "spare change."

she was obviously hugely pregnant, i mean gigante. of course! i will give her money, she is pregnant for gods sakes! (i would have given her something regardless)

when she turned away from me, i noticed her "baby" had fallen out. also known as a pillow. i pretended not to notice and drove away.
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a female panhandler came up to me at an intersection wanting "spare change."

she was obviously hugely pregnant, i mean gigante. of course! i will give her money, she is pregnant for gods sakes! (i would have given her something regardless)

when she turned away from me, i noticed her "baby" had fallen out. also known as a pillow. i pretended not to notice and drove away.
This post made me smile...
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Stopped by Moe's Southwest Grill for lunch. As the young lady was making my order, I realized I knew her. She is the oldest of the 8, yes I said 8 kids that live next door. I didn't realize she was even old enough to work. Time flys, they grow up so fast.
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Coming home after work to find mail... Not bills... And the mail just keeps coming with all kinds of Christmas notes and surprises. Everyone should be blessed with special surprises to remind you to be in the spirit of X-mas and really appreciate How each present was thought of and noted just for you! She really knows how to make you feel special!
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Another amazon package!! This one with an easy bake oven for my son for Christmas!
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Opening the door to enjoy it fully...hearing the wind blowing in the trees...and feeling like I was at the beach on a brisk morning...

Enjoying a cup of tea in the midst of all this...

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going to a christmas tree lighting in town that included fireworks, carriage rides a christmas train...etc. and as we were walking back to the car i heard a child say "this was the best day ever!"

oh and my christmas tree is almost done
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on 2 separate occasions today, lil bitty girls came up to Me at the store where I work telling Me that they had lost their parents in the store... asking Me if I could help them find their mom or dad... I took them around the store to find the mom, and the dad. Made Me feel good... I must look like a nice safe person
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I have been feeding a feral tomcat that lives on the farm. He is sweet but skittish.

I got him to come just inside the door to eat for 2 days in a row...he even poked around a little, but he's just so nervous about being indoors...

He sleeps on the deck right outside my apartment (I gave him a warm blankie to sleep in) and this morning I opened the door and he just came up to me. Hungry of course, but he put his tail up, sniffed my offered hand and allowed me to pet him. It was an absolute miracle.

He and Jacques actually seem to get along, which is strange. Kitten little, however, will have none of that...She puts her little back up and bristles her baby tail and he actually backs off...lol He has a genuine and tender interest in her though...I'm thinking he may be her daddy....they say that they know...
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2) i can study anatomy, once winter break starts

3) in just 2 more days, ill be able to finally read a non academic book. Squee!!
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Shopping with my mom...every year my family donates 2500.00 dollars to the children's home well this year we donated plus picked 10 needy children to buy for so my mother and I went and did most of the girls gifts my dad and brothers went and did the boys...it was a joy to read these kids list and search for there gift and was even better watching my mom smile and be like a kid.. I'm truely blessed with a wonderful family
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