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Old 08-01-2011, 05:18 PM   #221
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I will not pay anyone to cut my grass, or detail my car. I'm a little picky about some things.
I will not pretend the laundry fairy is going to fold my clean clothes and put them away, and then be surprised when they are still waiting for me.
I will not play spider solitare when I come back from running and then have to rush around so I'm not late for work. ( I'll try not to)
I will not daydream about coming home from work to dinner and a loving wife waiting for me, then justify going to the drive thru as the next best thing. HAHA
I will not stop drinking Diet Coke even though the price is rising to match gas prices.
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I WILL NOT... let the pain I'm feeling from yesterdays sparring deter me from the gym tonight.

I WILL NOT... deny just how much I love hearing her voice

I WILL NOT... allow anyone to rain on my parade!
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I will not freak out because I just found out there isn't a laundry fairy (i thought she was on vacation...no wonder i have a mountain of clean clothes).


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I will not pay anyone to cut my grass, or detail my car. I'm a little picky about some things.
I will not pretend the laundry fairy is going to fold my clean clothes and put them away, and then be surprised when they are still waiting for me.
I will not play spider solitare when I come back from running and then have to rush around so I'm not late for work. ( I'll try not to)
I will not daydream about coming home from work to dinner and a loving wife waiting for me, then justify going to the drive thru as the next best thing. HAHA
I will not stop drinking Diet Coke even though the price is rising to match gas prices.
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Old 08-02-2011, 08:51 AM   #224
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I WILL NOT... let the pain I'm feeling from yesterdays sparring deter me from the gym tonight.

I WILL NOT... deny just how much I love hearing her voice

I WILL NOT... allow anyone to rain on my parade!
i will not deny your pain makes me thing oooh ouch...lol

i will not deny i ike hearing your voice as well

I will hand you an umbrella if they do !
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i will not deny your pain makes me thing oooh ouch...lol

i will not deny i ike hearing your voice as well

I will hand you an umbrella if they do !
I WILL NOT.... admit, this made me go all mushy inside.

I WILL NOT.... admit.... I could get very used to the sleepy voice I heard this morning.
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I WILL NOT.... admit, this made me go all mushy inside.

I WILL NOT.... admit.... I could get very used to the sleepy voice I heard this morning.
I will not admit anything lmfao....

I will not admit hearing yours was nice to wake to
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I will not admit anything lmfao....

I will not admit hearing yours was nice to wake to
I WILL NOT admit.... I think you just admitted to everything! LMAO!
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I WILL NOT admit.... I think you just admitted to everything! LMAO!
I will not....Oh dear...perhaps your right
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I will not close my KeyBank account. Customer Service informed me that I opted out of overdraft consent, so instead of it pulling money I do not have (atm and store purchases only, on-line purchases/automatic deductions do not apply) it will say insufficient funds. I've been preparing to see -$140 in overdraft fees be drained, and instead due to lucky timing and consenting, there will be none! I CAN PAY MY BILLS THIS MONTH!

I will not curse out KeyBank anytime soon, even though the lady I called prior told me none of the above, just that she couldn't help me
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I will not admit that getting a tonsillectomy at 41 is freaking me out
I will not admit to liking talking
I will not admit that when i lose my voice it irritates me
I will not admit i lost my disability paperwork.....
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I will NOT b a lazyass today..but my fav show is on right now
I will NOT over do my planning for Labor Day
I will NOT forget to tell Sunshyne I love her everyday
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I WILL NOT stop smiling today...It is a good one...

I WILL NOT stop feeling like a kid every time I see my Abuelita....

I WILL NOT stop bringing my Abuelita pan dulce con cafe every time I see her....

I WILL NOT forget that love knows no distance...
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gaea...will Not be talking today.



However she sends a message from across our living room to
everyone here that she is fine and is recovering in the land of Groovy.



Signed,

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I WILL NOT worry about what I eat for the next 7 days!

I WILL NOT pass up an opportunity to sit in the pool with an ice cold Corona

I WILL NOT forget the sunscreen! ( ouch )

I WILL NOT stress.............yea right!
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I will NOT feel uncomfortable at work anymore (long story)
I will NOT get an iced coffee tomorrow! I won't!
I will NOT feel bad for eating them peanut chews. It was a MINI and it was tasty as heck
I will NOT stay up past 10... 10:30....
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- Think negative thoughts about school.
- Think about how damn hot it is in here.
- Think about how far away my break is.
- Let time or distance get the best of me.
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I WILL NOT suddenly start to act old tomorrow!

I WILL NOT place my order for boxer-style depends!

I WILL NOT join AARP!

I WILL NOT invest in stock for a denture cream company!

I WILL NOT PLAY BINGO ON FRIDAYS!

It's hell turning 50!
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