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Old 06-20-2010, 11:49 AM   #2681
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Old 06-20-2010, 11:57 AM   #2682
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Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.
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Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.
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this drama is starting to piss me off

im outta here. have a great day
Sam,

Your post was reported. It looks like you are having a hard time so Im going to ask you to take the day off and step away from the computer because posting things like this can feel pointed and also upsetting to other community members.

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Stepped out on the balcony this morning. Glanced at the thermometer. Holy cow, batman. 108 degrees.

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They really should continue it with Mary, Edward VI and Elizabeth I, after all, it's "The Tudors"....not "Henry VIII & his Bitches"...

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Where's Brasil game on tv ?????
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I scrubbed my kitchen floor yesterday..

I scrubbed my counters and cabinet doors..

I woke up this morning wanting to bake..

I now have bread bubbling up

I have bananna's defrosting and butter thawing..

Sigh..

I also have flour on the bottom of my feet...

So... Did I clean the kitchen so I could destroy it or did I destroy it because it was clean?
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Just randomly dancing through because I'm in SUCH a good mood today.
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Mic is playing Dj and I'm destroying my kitchen, reading, and thinking about a card I wanna make..

Today? Today being a gemini is a good thing again.. yea..
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Elano and Kaka just teamed up to score Brazil's third goal.

If you spoke Spanish you would know how funny this is.

It amused me, I guess I am having a childish moment.
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The second I know. The other I don't. Translate for me?
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Not used to the Washington rain yet. Forget cats and dogs, it's raining elephants and sea lions. Wondering it I should invest in a canoe, and how badly my roommate would freak if she came home to me building a boat in the living room.
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I figure us Washingtonians have the most predictable weather ever! If in doubt, plan for rain.... Can't go wrong with that one here!!!
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I have a HUGE secret!!!!

But its the good kind....
Just the unsharable kind....



*thinks about it*

Aye it's good....
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Elano?
in spanish would mean El Ano = the anus.....
=BOLMFAO..=

on a seperate note.....

I'm kinda liking "seed of chucky"..... redhead sick sociopathic psychopaths muhahahahaha
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Default Painless tick removal...

A friend shared this with me, and I thought I would pass it on...


Tick removal

Spring will be here soon and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.

Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or dogs, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!!

A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- And it really works!!

I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.

Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.
Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, "It worked!"
Insects breath through their skin. This acts to suffocate them.

Please pass on. Everyone needs this helpful hint.

I think this technique would be less traumatic for pets, too.
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I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

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I think I'm shrinking. My foot slid off the gas pedal several times this morning, and I don't usually have that problem.

I am. The last time I went to the doctor, they measured me 1/2" shorter than I thought I was....

It was disheartening, as I'm already short!


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