What if....

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 07:56 PM

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

Spirit Dancer · 09-19-2010, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

A housekeeper so I could spend more time making memories

pajama · 09-19-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

Masseuse!

I'm already a good cook, I love to drive, I don't clean my house because I don't care, and I've been a secretary for enough years to do it fine myself.

Yep...a Masseuse would be lovely thank you.

Neat thread Doll.
Thanks,
A

Laerkin · 09-19-2010, 08:15 PM

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

Cowboi · 09-19-2010, 08:22 PM

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

pajama · 09-19-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Laerkin

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

Blasphemy!

Hack · 09-19-2010, 08:29 PM

omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.

waxnrope · 09-19-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pajara2

Blasphemy!

Right? More than shoes?

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboi

I wonder if my housekeeper can cook?????

Ha Ha Too funny Cowboi!

torchiegirl · 09-20-2010, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Laerkin

HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

*coverin' my mouth

..... that's just plain crazy talk!

little man · 09-20-2010, 07:03 AM

i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?

StillettoDoll · 09-19-2010, 08:22 PM

I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper.

Blaze · 09-19-2010, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StillettoDoll

If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook
2. chauffeur
3. housekeeper
4. masseuse
5. personal secretary

#6 all of the above! Jus say'in

dixie · 09-19-2010, 08:25 PM

I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me...

Blade · 09-19-2010, 09:32 PM

masseuse please

Isadora · 09-19-2010, 09:38 PM

I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur.

cara · 09-19-2010, 10:07 PM

Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

Diva · 09-19-2010, 10:16 PM

It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper.

My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov....

You get the idea....close enough.

Niceguy · 09-19-2010, 11:23 PM

Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook!

MysticOceansFL · 09-20-2010, 03:50 AM

Massuses is what I picked

View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose?
good cook	20	13.89%
chauffeur	8	5.56%
housekeeper	69	47.92%
masseuse	36	25.00%
personal secretary	11	7.64%
Voters: 144. You may not vote on this poll

09-19-2010, 07:56 PM	#1
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09-19-2010, 08:22 PM	#5
Cowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Holding My Red Circle Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,051 Thanked 3,962 Times in 1,230 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I wonder if my housekeeper can cook????? __________________ Let There Be Cowgirls

09-20-2010, 07:03 AM	#11
little man Member How Do You Identify?: mister Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: hard to hold Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where the road goes on forever and the party never ends Posts: 1,003 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 169 Thanked 1,533 Times in 437 Posts Rep Power: 13709163	i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track? __________________ i gots pitchers here i'm a rambling man i ain't ever gonna change i got a gypsy soul to blame and i was born for leaving --zac brown band (colder weather)

09-19-2010, 08:22 PM	#12
StillettoDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Lady Relationship Status: single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 2,823 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,779 Thanked 3,879 Times in 1,485 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I think I would do the housekeeper , it would free alot of time. I have 6 pets and Blaze and 2 in home business. yeah I could use the help. I would take the house keeper. __________________

09-19-2010, 08:15 PM	#4
Laerkin Member How Do You Identify?: Girlie with a touch of bossy Preferred Pronoun?: She, but not hung up on the details Relationship Status: Parenting our furry family with SmoothButch Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Washington DC Posts: 385 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 772 Thanked 963 Times in 257 Posts Rep Power: 4366970	HOUSEKEEPER. OMG. Dream come true...better than chocolate, shoes, and Starbucks combined!

09-19-2010, 08:29 PM	#7
Hack Just a guy. How Do You Identify?: Just a guy Preferred Pronoun?: male Relationship Status: Sparkle's consort Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: MA Posts: 1,458 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 807 Thanked 3,784 Times in 960 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	omg...no brainer. Housekeeper.

09-19-2010, 08:25 PM	#14
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,385 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I'm gonna have to go with chauffeur, because I usually hate to drive... freakin' panic attacks and chit, thanks to a bad wreck (not my fault) and a few other reasons... I am a very alert defensive driver and think I drive well, it's just the OTHER folks on the road that worry me...

09-19-2010, 09:32 PM	#15
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	masseuse please __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

09-19-2010, 09:38 PM	#16
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,128 Times in 560 Posts Rep Power: 2369287	I hate driving myself. I would go for the chauffeur. __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

09-19-2010, 10:07 PM	#17
cara Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer/lesbian femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Married to my love 08.15.15 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Snohomish County, Washington State Posts: 3,401 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,994 Thanked 13,254 Times in 2,724 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Wow. A lot (not all) so far are voting for housekeeper. I can clean house pretty well (my mom cleaned houses in my early years). I can cook if I have to (doesn't mean I like it, though!). I'm a secretary IRL so don't need help there. A masseuse would be nice. A chauffer would be even better because I am living car-free at the moment.

09-19-2010, 10:16 PM	#18
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	It was a toss~up between housekeeper and masseuse.....but I chose housekeeper. My logic is: I'll just lay down on the floor and get her to run over my body with the vacuum cleaner over and over and over and over and ov.... You get the idea....close enough.

09-19-2010, 11:23 PM	#19
Niceguy Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: Neither feel 100% correct Relationship Status: Chocolate Creme Brulee Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Little Rock, AR Posts: 158 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 207 Thanked 305 Times in 83 Posts Rep Power: 54140	Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook! __________________ Look twice for motorcycles!

09-20-2010, 03:50 AM	#20
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