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Old 08-30-2012, 11:02 AM   #101
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Me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh shit cn't see the screen think i'm having asmatha attack!!!!!!! OMG arse clap shit

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My dog just came over and looked at me.

Mdm Butterfly and H.R.H aren't too impressed when I toot. If my (long time ago) ex or I farted, we'd say that the floorboards were squeaky.

Wow, there's nothing like a good belly laugh!
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My dog just came over and looked at me.

Mdm Butterfly and H.R.H aren't too impressed when I toot. If my (long time ago) ex or I farted, we'd say that the floorboards were squeaky.

Wow, there's nothing like a good belly laugh!
LOL had a GF that called it a barking spider. 1st time she said did you hear that barking spider I laughed so hard I couldn't catch my breath.
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Quit that when I was 27 lol it was either smoke or have a job lol--------chose the job. Plus it was getting to were all it did was put me to sleep.
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I always feel bad when I go in a public bathroom and the person in the next stall is clearly waiting for me to leave for privacy. lol
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TMI moment: I honestly don't fart a lot. I am not sure why. I do have to pee like every 15-30 minutes, which is a royal pain in the butt.

So last night we went out to dinner. When we got to the restaurant I of course had to pee. Belle said she would wait outside for me.

So I go into the bathroom, close the stall and start to pee. Pretty soon I feel this hand on my leg. I'm thinking, hmmm is that her or someone brushed up against me by mistake. So... I keep peeing. Then here comes that hand again from the other stall.

Cut it out Niki!
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That would be me. Sitting there cursing at you in my mind.
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hmmm....never could figure out why my deceased wife would say things like "honey...that could peel wallpaper off a wall" or "punky, OMG! I need a teargas mask"..........
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TMI!!! lol ...
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