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Old 12-13-2009, 04:14 PM   #501
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Susan Boyle's version of Wild Horses is incredible.
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Just when I thought the TV line-up for the night was sucking, I stumbled onto the movie Fargo!!!

I love this movie! Too much fun... (I'm SO VERY easily entertained.)

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Old 12-13-2009, 06:45 PM   #504
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i agree...... i cant wait to get her CD
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Zingers are not curbing my craving for chocolate
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Zingers are not curbing my craving for chocolate
I think it's b/c they don't contain any real choccie.

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I haven't really talked to my friend Karen since we graduated high school. We recently re-connected, but we haven't been able to actually "catch up".

She does however, send me the occasional email that seems to bring a smile to my face or crack me the (#&*@ up.

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I think it's b/c they don't contain any real choccie.

ok than that has to sucks, the devils food cake ones should be chocolate
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This made my morning thanks NJFemmie
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there's fog here
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Old 12-14-2009, 07:05 PM   #512
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This one will make you melt. I had to just post it here:

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not sure where to post this but I ahve been cracking up all day....

background: I teach computer sceinces in an elementary school,,we got these new laser printers to save money....they break frequently..and our IT Director tells us it is our fault.

Ok last thursday the printer in my classroom stopped functioning,,this time it said error 1505....... no toner problem, no paper jams error 1505...i called the IT dept who said duh i dunno..so i talked ot the Director of It he siad look in the printer book..i told him i did..and there was no error 1505 listed....
so he drove 4 miles over to my school my classroom to see for himself...(rme)
and he read error 1505..so he calls the sharp people (name of the printer) they tell him to check again their is no error 1505....so we loose thursday no printer.....friday..we condinue the turn it off..turn it on..it stillsays error 1505, and we have another printer in the school that is flashing error 1505...........finally today at 1pm after several dozen phone calls to the sharp people...they send out a technician....to see this error that does not exist...
sure enough he reads the screen error 1505......and printer is not working no matter what. so Sharpy starts dismantling the printer to troubleshoot...
about 2 hours into this I am watching all interested and stuff... and I saw this "stink bug" that is sort of stuck to the laser drum.that is now laying on the floor..and big brave Butch that I am I say ewwww and point...and he removes it and says..nooooo that cant be it...
sure enough error 1505= stink bug.......printer works fine. technician went to next printer immediately removed the laser drum ..found a stink bug and removed it..that printer works fine.

printers 3000. repair person 1200. stink bug ......priceless
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I am out of butter and don't know if I will be able to get the cookies done and out in time for the holidays.
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Old 12-14-2009, 10:47 PM   #515
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Is it just me, or is the site running REALLY slow today??
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It appeared to be running slow earlier but seems to be ok now.
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We are watching Julie and Julia, Harry Potter (even though I have seen none of them to this point), and Sunshine Cleaning. All while eating pizza and snuggling on the bed together. I can't wait till this flood mess and ceiling collapse mess are over with! I want to put up a Christmas tree.
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Last night, I dreamt that Someone proposed to me......it was sweet and lovely and tender, but for the life of me, I do NOT know how He got down on His knee on the floorboard of the car......

I said 'Yes', of course, but I woke up before I saw the ring.....

That's just cruel.
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AZ and Eddie, the site has been running slow for me as well, especially after I was in chat for a bit this morning.
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Gonna put the outdoor lights up tonight! But the big will have to wait. Got a little one in the window though! The don't knock it down more than two or three times a day.
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