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That awkward moment when...
your in a change room changing and the woman behind you asks about the tattoo on your ass. Uuumm, were you staring at my ass?
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when you realize you said that out loud.....
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11-28-2012, 07:09 PM | #64 |
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I have to laugh because everyone I have told this story to wants to know why I had someone in the change room with me. I was at the pool, in the large change room. I don't make it a habit of taking strangers into the little change rooms. lol
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Hmm Do we believe her??? lol
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That awkward moment
When you're in the men's room (men make no eye contact) when you turn and look up and .... you're 21yr old son is standing there He just nods his head
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When your 44 year old self is at work and the 20 year old man you are advising starts hitting on you. Uhm, yeah no. Not only barking up the wrong tree, not even in the right forest. Just wrong on so many levels.
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I was shopping for my client before work. I got to the register and slid his card and the payment gizmo said "Enter your PIN now" And I told the cashier... "I'm getting the prompt but the numbers aren't coming up!" and she has to tell me to use the key pad... Umm oh yeah...I knew that....lol In my defense, I was very harried...had a long day AND I'm used to the LCD keypad coming up on most transactions. But yes...today was my bimbo day.... |
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That awkward moment when...
Your Inorganic Chemistry lab partner asks how old you are and realizes you are older than his mother...lol!
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that awkward moment when...
you are translating for someone and you get so carried away with the conversation and forget to switch languages and wonder why the person is just looking at you smiling... Awkward!
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You have to come out to your Dad again.
I really think he is losing it, we have had long conversations over the years and tonight he was actually surprised and insisted I had never told him. His wife had to tell him I had as he didn't believe me. I have to say it was awkward and just a bit scary as I wondered what was going on in his brain.
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Your bedsheets are trying to either tango with you, or kill you.
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New girl who joined the "girl" group
...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...
NG: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: Oh yes I have several. NG: They don't get jealous? Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest. NG: Are you gay? Me: Everyday. NG: Are you into girls? Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women. NG: Do you think I am hot? ME: I think not. Awkward!... Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away...
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That awkward moment when your phone flips out of your hand while you're texting and almost smacks you in the face! Then you're like haha, it didn't hit me!
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