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Old 08-25-2012, 05:16 PM   #11101
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Anchor Andrew Johnson was trying to segue from a story about barbecue bandits in Union Bay in which an older lady uses the word "canoodling" in her sound bite to describe how young people acted in that area back in the day, to the weather report from Astrid Braunschmidt.

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Old 08-25-2012, 05:36 PM   #11102
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Old 08-25-2012, 05:50 PM   #11103
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Old 08-25-2012, 05:50 PM   #11104
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Old 08-25-2012, 05:52 PM   #11105
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Old 08-25-2012, 09:42 PM   #11107
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Old 08-25-2012, 10:19 PM   #11108
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Old 08-26-2012, 09:30 AM   #11110
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