What Cracked You Up Today? - Page 38

TheMerryFairy · 01-20-2013, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

Here it is a $1 most of the time; the other times (which are really RARE) are 2 for $1; 3 for $1 and 4 for $1.

We have Dollar General where things have a price range like the one you referenced.

I need to find one of these Dollar trees! Except money doesn't grow on them, they take your money to fill their branches. I will add it to the list of things to do in the US

StrongButch · 01-20-2013, 06:30 AM

I was lets say asleep going to bathroom in the middle of the night and almost went to the bathroom in the trash can instead of toilet. Think I need to open my eyes when enterting bathroom.

The JD · 01-20-2013, 07:31 PM

This:

dixie · 01-20-2013, 07:37 PM

spritzerJ · 01-20-2013, 08:42 PM

Reading the product reviews for the: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK"]http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356280658591-EWFDK[/ame]

The JD · 01-20-2013, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spritzerJ

Reading the product reviews for the: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/...80658591-EWFDK

The link isn't working...which is a bummer, because I was intrigued by who might write product reviews for a banana slicer, let alone buy one.

spritzerJ · 01-20-2013, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The JD

The link isn't working...which is a bummer, because I was intrigued by who might write product reviews for a banana slicer, let alone buy one.

Darn it... I tried again and to no avail. It is listed on Amazon.com

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"]Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer[/ame]

Semantics · 01-20-2013, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spritzerJ

Darn it... I tried again and to no avail. It is listed on Amazon.com

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

Ha!

I couldn't pick a favorite.

Gemme · 01-21-2013, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by spritzerJ

Darn it... I tried again and to no avail. It is listed on Amazon.com

Amazon.com: Customer Reviews: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

I couldn't get the link from your posts only but I was able to through Semantics' quote of your post.

Weird.

Funny. Totally worth the extra effort.

[ame="http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t/176-8543663-1432839"]Linky loo[/ame]

The JD · 01-21-2013, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Weird.

Funny. Totally worth the extra effort.

Linky loo

OMG! Now I know where comedy writers hang out when not at work. Check out the product images too.... the GI X-ray is weird and funny, but the wide-eyed and terrified-looking three year old in the Fancy House of Christmas? WTF!

Fantastic find, spritzerJ, thank you!

(Still laughing at "Mine didn't come with instructions, so I'm returning it.")

Soon · 01-21-2013, 07:14 PM

cinnamongrrl · 01-21-2013, 10:58 PM

This did!! Omg

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k"]richard simmons on whose line - YouTube[/nomedia]

Soon · 01-22-2013, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Soon

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/m...-politics.html (whole video)

dixie · 02-01-2013, 10:45 AM

dixie · 02-11-2013, 12:29 PM

My friend just posted this on facebook, and for some reason it did crack me up lol

"Insects have more sex than any other critters, and they're ugly. All I can figure is that insects must be funny, well mannered, adventurous in bed, and willing to spend a decent amount of money on dinner."

Jean_TX · 02-11-2013, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The JD

OMG! Now I know where comedy writers hang out when not at work. Check out the product images too.... the GI X-ray is weird and funny, but the wide-eyed and terrified-looking three year old in the Fancy House of Christmas? WTF!

Fantastic find, spritzerJ, thank you!

(Still laughing at "Mine didn't come with instructions, so I'm returning it.")

ROTFLMAO!!! The "one star" comments are brilliantly hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/bbo3sjr . Thanks for making my day!

Dude · 02-14-2013, 01:47 PM

grumpy old mechanics (who I deliver parts to ) saying fuck in front of me <3
we are bonding and I love it

maryam · 02-14-2013, 06:56 PM

So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...

bkisbutchenuff · 02-14-2013, 07:09 PM

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

bkisbutchenuff · 02-15-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bkisbutchenuff

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

It's the giggles and snorts that cracks me up....safe travels!

01-20-2013, 06:30 AM	#742
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maryam Member How Do You Identify?: femme-ish Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: somewhere, out there.... Posts: 263 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 675 Thanked 795 Times in 231 Posts Rep Power: 4979163	So I'm outside this morning taking pictures of the flowers in the yard, and the neighbors are walking their weird little puffball with the Napoleon complex. He's like a poodle/peke/pug cross. So he's kinda fluffy and funny-lookin'. He comes over to bark at me (in my own yard!) and knocks a brick off the edge of the flower bed. He gets mightily offended and proceeds to ATTACK the brick, snarling and barking and biting and scratching at it. I cracked up laughing. He was just so pointlessly RAGEY. His owner was mightily offended at me laughing at him. Sorry dood, but if you're gonna let your puffball come into my yard to bark at me and my flowers, I reserve the right to point and laugh at your doggie...