07-02-2010, 12:51 PM | #41 |
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07-02-2010, 02:31 PM | #43 |
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Oh where was this line when I was bartending???
I used to just tell them that measuring from the asshole forward was cheating...
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07-02-2010, 02:37 PM | #44 |
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07-02-2010, 03:24 PM | #45 |
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A line I used once, Would you care to lead me around the dance floor?
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07-02-2010, 03:33 PM | #46 |
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"Stand still so I can pick you up." Can I take your picture? Why? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas Well here I am! What were your other two wishes? I was wondering something about you Oh yeah what might that be Do your lips taste as good as they look? |
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07-02-2010, 04:08 PM | #47 |
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Wanna do it?
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07-02-2010, 04:19 PM | #48 |
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if i have enough to drink i may stand on the dance floor and yell "wanna fuck" during a lull in the music. i heard i'm slutty like that.
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07-02-2010, 04:23 PM | #49 | |
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How come I never got that when we drank together.????
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07-02-2010, 04:26 PM | #50 |
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i was thinking it really loud.
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07-02-2010, 11:11 PM | #51 | ||
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07-03-2010, 12:48 AM | #52 |
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I have no problem getting out of your bed to make you breakfast in the morning. The few times I went out after work with my chef coat on it actually worked...but mostly it failed.
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07-03-2010, 01:19 AM | #53 |
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True story.
I was on the bus, reading. Which is pretty much what I do - I ride buses and read. Some guy sits beside me and says "hi. what are you reading?" So I show him the cover of my book. (It was Love in the Time of Cholera) he says "um. What's chool-era?" game over.
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07-16-2010, 08:56 PM | #54 |
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Fuck me with your vestigial tail!
Seriously, it is a wonder I ever get laid....I think I am funny, Cynthia is mostly creeped out by the weird shit I say. She is a champ putting up with me!
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07-16-2010, 09:18 PM | #55 |
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08-24-2010, 03:38 PM | #56 |
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What I meant to say: So, can I buy you a drink? What I did say: So, can I buy you a house? I had NO idea that was going to come out of my mouth until it did...btw...YES I could buy her a house, NO I didn't get laid....
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should i call you in the morning or nudge you!
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08-24-2010, 03:58 PM | #58 |
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I'd vote for the nudge
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08-24-2010, 04:35 PM | #59 |
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I just want to bury my face in your cleavage and run my hands through your curls.
Then hys wife showed up. hahahahahaha TAG!
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One of my most memorable, the butch comes sauntering over to the table where I was sitting with a group. No introduction at all, hy simply says to me,
butch: " your a** must be made of onions" me with a very confused look "why is that?" butch: "because it's so fine it makes my eyes water" Had to give hym credit for bravery lol
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