Woman stabs lover for poor performance

Ms. Tabitha · 05-05-2010, 11:17 AM

Michelle Thomas: Scissors-Wielding East Texas Woman Strikes Blow For Horny, Disappointed Women

By John Nova Lomax, Wednesday, May. 5 2010 @ 11:12AM
Categories: Crime

Photo courtesy Angelina CountyYou better bring it strong if you're bedding Michelle ThomasTo look at the mugshot of 26-year-old Michelle Thomas, you might not think you were seeing someone who was facing a possible two- to 20-year prison sentence for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Nope. Instead, the native of the East Texas town of Hudson looks like she might be thinking, "Yeah, y'all might have me locked up, but it was so totally worth it."

"It" in this case is the alleged scissors-slashing of her common-law husband, who police found in the couple's home in the wee hours of Tuesday morning bleeding from minor cuts to his chest, left thumb and left knee.

Thomas said the unnamed hubby had come home drunk and tried to rough her up and that she had only defended herself. But she had no visible injuries, so that seemed unlikely.
The police found the husband's tale far more believable, likely because the husband was so willing to cast himself in such an unfavorable light, his story just had to be true.
Namely, he said Thomas had slashed him with scissors for being a lousy lay.

And that's why Michelle Thomas looks like the cat who ate the canary. She knows she's a hero to women everywhere, a vindicator to all those who endured stinky whiskey-dicked drunks shooting pool with a rope, rolling over and sinking into snore-land without so much as an apology.

Or maybe she's just kinda high-strung. We do know we're glad we never shared an off-night with her.

Thomas was being held in the Angelina County Jail as of yesterday morning.

Andrew, Jr. · 05-05-2010, 11:19 AM

Nothing surprises me any more.

NJFemmie · 05-05-2010, 11:19 AM

Dayum, no pressure there, huh?

Ms. Tabitha · 05-05-2010, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Dayum, no pressure there, huh?

Right?

Poor guy..

Rockinonahigh · 05-05-2010, 11:25 AM

At least she didnt geld the s.o.b.

SuperFemme · 05-05-2010, 11:29 AM

I found the article offensive, sexist and misogynistic.
Of COURSE it was written by a man speaking in third person while trivializing domestic violence.

Ick.

Cyclopea · 05-05-2010, 11:38 AM

defended herself after being forcibly restrained, thrown on the bed, and choked? sexual assault by a drunk- yeah, that's pretty poor performance.
yuk. I agree w/ Superfemme.

Gemme · 05-05-2010, 03:12 PM

Well, I think they both need a time out.

If it's DV, then Hell yeah, she should have defended herself and good for her for doing so. If it's a case of "I'm tired of him not pleasing me" then there are more effective ways to deal with that then brandishing scissors.

Either way, she caught our attention and, no, she doesn't look a lick of sorry about it in her mugshot.

MrSunshine · 05-05-2010, 03:20 PM

it should be legal to at least taser a lousy fuck.

05-05-2010, 11:17 AM	#1
Ms. Tabitha Member How Do You Identify?: Hey Lady Preferred Pronoun?: Female Relationship Status: Married ~ 4-1-13 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 1,440 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 980 Thanked 3,583 Times in 1,041 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Woman stabs lover for poor performance Michelle Thomas: Scissors-Wielding East Texas Woman Strikes Blow For Horny, Disappointed Women By John Nova Lomax, Wednesday, May. 5 2010 @ 11:12AM Categories: Crime Photo courtesy Angelina CountyYou better bring it strong if you're bedding Michelle ThomasTo look at the mugshot of 26-year-old Michelle Thomas, you might not think you were seeing someone who was facing a possible two- to 20-year prison sentence for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Nope. Instead, the native of the East Texas town of Hudson looks like she might be thinking, "Yeah, y'all might have me locked up, but it was so totally worth it." "It" in this case is the alleged scissors-slashing of her common-law husband, who police found in the couple's home in the wee hours of Tuesday morning bleeding from minor cuts to his chest, left thumb and left knee. Thomas said the unnamed hubby had come home drunk and tried to rough her up and that she had only defended herself. But she had no visible injuries, so that seemed unlikely. The police found the husband's tale far more believable, likely because the husband was so willing to cast himself in such an unfavorable light, his story just had to be true. Namely, he said Thomas had slashed him with scissors for being a lousy lay. And that's why Michelle Thomas looks like the cat who ate the canary. She knows she's a hero to women everywhere, a vindicator to all those who endured stinky whiskey-dicked drunks shooting pool with a rope, rolling over and sinking into snore-land without so much as an apology. Or maybe she's just kinda high-strung. We do know we're glad we never shared an off-night with her. Thomas was being held in the Angelina County Jail as of yesterday morning.

05-05-2010, 11:19 AM	#3
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05-05-2010, 11:38 AM	#7
Cyclopea Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Lesbian Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Exit Zero Posts: 1,267 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,694 Thanked 1,617 Times in 633 Posts Rep Power: 226199	defended herself after being forcibly restrained, thrown on the bed, and choked? sexual assault by a drunk- yeah, that's pretty poor performance. yuk. I agree w/ Superfemme. __________________ http://forum.axishistory.com/images/...arious/eye.jpg

05-05-2010, 03:12 PM	#8
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05-05-2010, 11:19 AM	#2
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05-05-2010, 11:25 AM	#5
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05-05-2010, 11:29 AM	#6
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05-05-2010, 03:20 PM	#9
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