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Old 08-16-2010, 03:32 PM   #3501
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Old 08-16-2010, 04:15 PM   #3502
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I have just applied for a job where handcuffs are readily accessible.



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OMG~~~~ The Diva with handcuffs...me wondering just what she will do with them....in music class???? Hummmmmm.......
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Old 08-16-2010, 06:46 PM   #3504
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A funny thing happened to me at the Chicken Pie Shop (yes, that is the name of the resturant, lol). I was finishing up lunch with my friend and was eating a piece of pineapple cream pie.. Sadly, the crust was REALLY hard.. I was going at it with my fork and I guess I pushed too hard and the plate flipped up, spun in the air twice and the pie hit me full in the chest and bounced off onto the table.. The plate spun onto the floor and slid ten feet to settle under a counter. It made a LOT of noise. My friend and I laughed our asses off as I cleaned myself up.

During all of this our waitress passed us twice and didn't stop.. There were other customers in the place and no one looked around. It was hilariously weird.. I have to say, a pie in the (almost) face in public.. and no one even looked twice. lol

I left a dollar tip, she had it coming to her! My friend had to get up and find more napkins to clean me up, lol

I love thier chicken pot pie, but thier service sucked ass and the crust on a cream pie really souldn't have been that hard.. lmao
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Don't write in cursive? I had to wake my son up to ask him if he could.

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Yeah the article said a lot of the kids said that they could.

I did not realize that text messaging on cell phones had the cursive option!

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Bullfrogs croak for you
Summer's one love song again
Green lovers beckon

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Don't write in cursive? I had to wake my son up to ask him if he could.

Whew. He can.
When Tony, my 20 yr old, was in elementary school and first learning cursive letters, the teacher sent home an "instruction manual" to show us parents how even cursive has changed since we were in school. It was quite interesting.

And math...ugh! i could/can never figure out why 0+0+0 = 2,543,908!
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Ok....I'm ready for The Reunion now.






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New Release movies comin' soon to Theaters, with Captioning....{Including Tron -dorky smile-}

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I watched "The Plague Dogs" last night.. OMG.. I have never been so shocked as I was at a couple of points in this animated film.. Friggin hard core.. and I cried at the end! Now I want to read the book..
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As a Gold Green Capricorn, I am physically unable to go against the rules so I become emotional when told I did. Right now, I want to cry.

It doesn't help that the horrormones are out of whack now too.

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