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Old 05-01-2017, 12:05 AM   #19841
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Making plans to visit her in January! I am overly happy about this trip!! Two months and she will be here!!!

Morning phone calls in my way home from work and hearing her sleepy voice!!

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Last night I heard the subordinates call a little meeting in the back, apparently they like me and are inspired to bring their "a" game
I don't think I was supposed to hear them but they were getting excited and talking over each other lol.
Sometimes it's the little things that make me smile and get some feelers
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He did! She did! They did! I absolutely love my morning conversations with my Boo and my dee. They brighten every day and bring me laughter that fortifies me through the trials and tribulations of work and life in general. They are good people.
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My Mom telling me she is going to get firecrackers on the 4th of July to scare away the deer that come into her yard. I said , Mom, have you ever set of fireworks before?
No. She cracks me up.

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She says, you know that little BBQ that your brought to me? I'm afraid to light it, it uses butane.
Aww, afraid it will blow up that a firecracker?? Lol
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Old 05-04-2017, 06:34 PM   #19853
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Asking my son what the car did when it died and then telling him what is wrong with the car. He said "how do you know all that?" I explained to him that I have lived a long life and part of it was spent in the business of automotive repair. Now I am coaching him on dialog with the dealership. It is so nice to help my family.
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My mentor at work telling me she is never too busy to help me and she promises she will make me the best rep ever.

A 1:1 with my boss praising my QA scores and telling me I am doing wonderful and setting new goals for me

A happy, not-so-sick boy by my side out in the sunshine <3
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I got up around 4:00 a.m. this morning which is a little bit earlier than usual. First thing, I always put on my headlight, get the flashlight, then wake Jennifer and Kevin to go out to pee.

On the inside, I was laughing to myself so hard at Kevin. He is so precious to me. They both are very precious to me. Anyway, Kevie was doing his best to get up and go ... while I was leashing him, he was yawning a lot, had a dazed look on his face and trying so hard to wake up but not there yet ... then he toppled over and farted which woke him up and put an enormous "surprised look" on his face. He lay there blinking his eyes, looking all around as though confused about what just happened to him and how he got there. Sure wish I had had the video rolling!

Priceless!

I am LOL right now thinking about it!
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I was headed towards the door to a restaurant for dinner and there was a family ahead of me - mom, dad and son (I would guess about 12 or 13 years old). When the boy saw me coming he waited and held the door open for me. Of course I thanked him. It just made me smile to see a kid with good manners these days!
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Checking my mail for the first time in a week, the only thing in my box was one little package.. with a belated birthday present in it!

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