Bring on the Cheese.....

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-06-2010, 09:43 AM

What is the Cheesiest Pick-Up line you have ever heard????? or Maybe a cheesy joke? They always make me smile

Pick-Up Line: "Are you wearing space pants...cause yo' A$$ looks out of this world!"

Joke: What type of bees make milk? BOO-BEES

Miss Scarlett · 11-06-2010, 10:11 AM

I was asked this about 20 minutes into a first date: "Your bed or mine?"

That brought the evening to an immediate conclusion and there was NO second date.

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-06-2010, 10:36 AM

I bet. It gets old!

Legendryder · 11-06-2010, 10:40 AM

There is the ever popular......"You must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day."

No, I have never used it. I am a non cheese kinda guy.

Kobi · 11-06-2010, 11:47 AM

"Lets have breakfast....should I call you or nudge you?"

CeriseNin · 11-06-2010, 12:02 PM

Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

little_ms_sunshyne · 11-06-2010, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CeriseNin

Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

and people think this works...which only means that someone has fallen for it before. LOVE IT! Cracks me up!

Strappie · 11-06-2010, 01:03 PM

When someone asks you while in a hug and they think you smell good and they say.... Wow you smell good, What are you wearing. They respond with "you later."

Tucker · 11-06-2010, 02:25 PM

"Man, your legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves."

Needless to say, I walked away.

kookybroad · 11-06-2010, 02:43 PM

I am a natural blond and I get "can I see if you are a true blond all over"? Yep, that is not a way to win this gals heart, lol.

deb_U_taunt · 07-16-2013, 05:05 PM

worst ever: wanna come to my house and play checkers? I jump you, you jump me?

11-06-2010, 09:43 AM	#1
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,242 Times in 2,540 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Bring on the Cheese..... What is the Cheesiest Pick-Up line you have ever heard????? or Maybe a cheesy joke? They always make me smile Pick-Up Line: "Are you wearing space pants...cause yo' A$$ looks out of this world!" Joke: What type of bees make milk? BOO-BEES

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Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,661 Times in 7,652 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	"Lets have breakfast....should I call you or nudge you?" __________________

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Tucker Member How Do You Identify?: A pretty little thing Preferred Pronoun?: Fatale Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Afternoons in Utopia. Posts: 832 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 1,294 Times in 486 Posts Rep Power: 3051090	Most ridiculous I have ever had the pleasure of hearing "Man, your legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves." Needless to say, I walked away.

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Miss Scarlett Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: . Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: . Posts: 5,530 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,478 Thanked 12,949 Times in 3,419 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I was asked this about 20 minutes into a first date: "Your bed or mine?" That brought the evening to an immediate conclusion and there was NO second date.

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little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,242 Times in 2,540 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I bet. It gets old!

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Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270130	There is the ever popular......"You must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day." No, I have never used it. I am a non cheese kinda guy.

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CeriseNin Junior Member How Do You Identify?: stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: a dragon's damsel Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Europe/America Posts: 37 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31 Thanked 46 Times in 20 Posts Rep Power: 2311	Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often? :-/

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Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,946 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	When someone asks you while in a hug and they think you smell good and they say.... Wow you smell good, What are you wearing. They respond with "you later."

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kookybroad Junior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She/her/sub/ beautiful blonde goddess, lol Relationship Status: Single, and actively looking! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: winnipeg, manitoba Posts: 14 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19 Thanked 59 Times in 14 Posts Rep Power: 326	I am a natural blond and I get "can I see if you are a true blond all over"? Yep, that is not a way to win this gals heart, lol.

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deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,260 Times in 1,363 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	worst ever: wanna come to my house and play checkers? I jump you, you jump me?