Shit My Friends Say

Arwen · 03-07-2010, 01:04 AM

This thread is for that random stupidity that you hear at 1am at your friends' house when you have been up far too late.

Drunk posting encouraged but not required.

Medusa · 03-07-2010, 01:05 AM

Is THIS where I talk about the "ice thing"?

Arwen · 03-07-2010, 01:05 AM

OMG, we should so stick that in the freezer and make an ice.....thing.

Arwen · 03-07-2010, 01:33 AM

If I strap this on, it tells me my heart rate?

Arwen · 03-07-2010, 01:36 AM

OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop.

Medusa · 03-07-2010, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arwen

OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop.

Just to clarify: that was NOT me.

AtLast · 03-07-2010, 02:29 AM

You (me) are totally neurotic!

Last time I invite her over for dinner!

Arwen · 03-08-2010, 12:27 AM

Are you two talking about renting a femme?

always2late · 03-08-2010, 12:41 AM

"Well, isn't that the cat calling the peddle black!"

Medusa · 03-08-2010, 01:43 AM

"Dear GOD, it's a 'Billy the Exterminator' marathon!"

Thinker · 03-08-2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Medusa

Just to clarify: that was NOT me.

For some reason, my first thought was Jack.

*shrug*

Just_G · 03-08-2010, 10:50 AM

"Dude, you are totally on my top 5 do-able list.....well, if I was into butches and shit".

torchiegirl · 03-08-2010, 11:48 AM

"They fumble with that thing form the time they are born until the day they die, they just can't help it".

~Grandma~

Julien · 04-18-2010, 05:47 PM

"Whatever" a dismissive phrase and I can't stand hearing it.

Gemme · 04-18-2010, 05:51 PM

"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"

Rockinonahigh · 04-18-2010, 06:06 PM

I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.

Mister Bent · 04-18-2010, 06:10 PM

"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."

TickledPink · 04-18-2010, 06:23 PM

Dial-a-Dom

Gemme · 04-18-2010, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."

That's so 2007.

Try: "Glitter is the H1N1 of crafts."

torchiegirl · 04-19-2010, 06:07 AM

"they take that thing in their hand, and boy, they're gonna rule the world"

~Gramma~
(at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)

03-07-2010, 01:04 AM	#1
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,130 Times in 6,413 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Shit My Friends Say This thread is for that random stupidity that you hear at 1am at your friends' house when you have been up far too late. Drunk posting encouraged but not required. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-07-2010, 01:05 AM	#2
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,872 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Is THIS where I talk about the "ice thing"? __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

03-07-2010, 01:05 AM	#3
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,130 Times in 6,413 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	OMG, we should so stick that in the freezer and make an ice.....thing. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-07-2010, 01:33 AM	#4
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,130 Times in 6,413 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If I strap this on, it tells me my heart rate? __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-07-2010, 01:36 AM	#5
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,130 Times in 6,413 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-07-2010, 02:29 AM	#7
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	You (me) are totally neurotic! Last time I invite her over for dinner! Last edited by AtLast; 03-07-2010 at 02:30 AM. Reason: goofed

03-08-2010, 12:27 AM	#8
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,130 Times in 6,413 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Are you two talking about renting a femme? __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

03-08-2010, 12:41 AM	#9
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Well, isn't that the cat calling the peddle black!" __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

03-08-2010, 01:43 AM	#10
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,872 Times in 7,835 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	"Dear GOD, it's a 'Billy the Exterminator' marathon!" __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

03-08-2010, 10:50 AM	#12
Just_G Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever. Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e! Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!! Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the middle Posts: 2,281 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 874 Thanked 6,165 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Dude, you are totally on my top 5 do-able list.....well, if I was into butches and shit". __________________ Happy are those who dream and are ready to pay the price to make them come true!

03-08-2010, 11:48 AM	#13
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,605 Times in 545 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	just funny "They fumble with that thing form the time they are born until the day they die, they just can't help it". ~Grandma~

04-18-2010, 05:47 PM	#14
Julien Member How Do You Identify?: TG/GenderQueer Preferred Pronoun?: I'm flexible, but only up to a point. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, Gulf Coast area Posts: 1,007 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 2,701 Times in 737 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Whatever" a dismissive phrase and I can't stand hearing it. __________________ Julien “Self-plagiarism is style.” Alfred Hitchcock Formerly known as Graphiteta2s

04-18-2010, 05:51 PM	#15
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,763 Times in 25,659 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!" __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

04-18-2010, 06:06 PM	#16
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,937 Times in 3,936 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.

04-18-2010, 06:10 PM	#17
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,829 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	this seems like a good place for a long standing favorite "Glitter is the herpes of crafts." __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

04-18-2010, 06:23 PM	#18
TickledPink Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Girly Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Pink Relationship Status: Shacked UP Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The Holt-Mason Chateau Decherd/I'm a NashVegas Girl! Posts: 1,041 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 586 Thanked 1,998 Times in 607 Posts Rep Power: 9218475	Dial-a-Dom

04-19-2010, 06:07 AM	#20
torchiegirl Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in the mitten Posts: 1,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,807 Thanked 1,605 Times in 545 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"they take that thing in their hand, and boy, they're gonna rule the world" ~Gramma~ (at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)