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Old 12-06-2009, 09:49 AM   #41
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Drink hot chocolate.
Smoke a couple cigarettes.
Finish with the Christmas decorations in the living room.
Hang up the lights outside.
Have a fabulous day with my honey!
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Old 12-06-2009, 09:56 AM   #42
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Today I shall:

work (in progress)
read newspaper (soon)
clip coupons (soon)
do laundry (later)
take advantage of a foodie gift card (later)
work on holiday cards (later)
quality time with my honey (later)
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:33 AM   #43
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I think I may have done it... I think I may have cracked the code, so to speak. I think I may have found THE most perverse activity on anyone's Gay Agenda ever.

Today I am going to a Tupperware Party.

We're going to learn a new recipe for Queso Dip.

Take THAT, you rightwingers! Take THAT.
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I think I may have done it... I think I may have cracked the code, so to speak. I think I may have found THE most perverse activity on anyone's Gay Agenda ever.

Today I am going to a Tupperware Party.

We're going to learn a new recipe for Queso Dip.

Take THAT, you rightwingers! Take THAT.

I think the rightwingers are having a prayer meeting as we post! Truly perverse!
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Old 12-06-2009, 10:39 AM   #45
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My big ole gay agenda for sunday:

submit papers to HR for new job (done)
write letter of rec and submit electronically (done)
drink coffee (in progress)
use 'NaNa BooBoo' in b-f planet thread (done)
call Mom (to be done)
talk to the Honey (to be done)
write and/or revise writing schedule (to be done)
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:29 AM   #46
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Work, work and work.

I want to stay in bed, maybe make the second batch of cookies but either activity would involve watching the Chargers game today.
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Old 12-06-2009, 11:51 AM   #47
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Do more big gay work to make more big gay mortgage money whilst the big gay Patriots game plays on the big gay TV. I might put away my big gay clean clothes (the laundry fairy - big and gay by default - visited this week and I have big gay stacks of clean clothes), and do some big gay puttering. I might even bake some big gay cheesecake later.
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I get to do some gay mall hopping today, and maybe even buy something
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My Gay Agenda for Sunday -

Make Coffee
Clean (as in totally scrub) the bathroom from top to bottom
Sweep the front porch
Spend time with my sweetie
Accept Farmville Gifts
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and at some point in the day, I MUST study for finals.
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Old 12-06-2009, 12:30 PM   #50
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Big Gay Mexican Sunday Breakfast

And then, bemoaning the fact that I ate eggs, and they make Mahhh Belly hurt


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Having had a big gay weekend, of gaying it up at the Domain (god, can Texas get with this year), and gaying it up at Neiman Marcus, when we gayed through the store and said hi to all the gays and not anyone else.

Gaying it up at Romeo's for the delightful gay Italian dinner, with our gay waiter who was so gay he twirled in the prance of his walk each time he waltzed away from our table. The gay code we shared when he said he was ready to get off his shift and have a gay drink at a gay club--Oil Can Harry's, which we both gayly laughed about and knew. None of his other patrons were gay enough to get that reference.

The gay Sunday Dylan and I are going to have with our big gay breakfast and all the gay things we will be doing today.
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Old 12-06-2009, 01:09 PM   #52
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1. Move light fixture in the master bath - center over sink (old one was a old school bar light and the outlest was about 6 inches off of center). So I have to install a new box and run the conduit through, patch and paint the old hole and install the fixture. My favorite lesbian downstiars is helping. Actually he is a gay man in a tool belt so I call him that

2. Wash sofa slip covers.

3. Replace plate covers on outlets in both baths.

4. Clean the house.

5. Love on the doggies.

6. Get TeaPartyTart's jammies ready for her. She has been on a very long and busy work trip. Nothing like putting warm jammies on and falling into bed when you are exhausted.

7. Pick up TPT from the airport.
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~sigh~ what's on my Gay Agenda?
I gotta get a going, because Always2late sent out X-mas cards, and we received it today. And that was exciting and nice...
Which mean's that I have to get off the couch and go to the store and buy cards before I have to borrow her s/n AlwaysB2late because of my procrastination issues (Yes that's right... I am making up another (P I) sickness).
Then that leads to going to the post office and buying stamps, to which leads to Long line irritation syndrome (LLIS)
And that's not very healthy for a Gay agenda...
Ohhh dang, and that means I have to write on the envelope and inside of the cards too?? Omg that will lead to Hand Cramp Syndrome (HCP)
I think my Gay Agenda may have to wait... lmao
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My Gay Agenda for Sunday -

Make Coffee
Clean (as in totally scrub) the bathroom from top to bottom
Sweep the front porch
Spend time with my sweetie
Accept Farmville Gifts
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and at some point in the day, I MUST study for finals.
I see where your priorities lie. Farmville before finals. *laughs* My coworkers are ADDICTED to that place!!!
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SOME of You are NOT my gay friends, as You would have sought out Your Gay Diva and led her gaily through the highways and biways to This Gay Place. (Similar to The Old House.....but not.)



You're all Gay Bastids......
Not really.
I heart this Gay Planet.


Hmmm......

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I washed my Gay hands and poured myself some Gay Coffee with Gay Creamer (of course).
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My Gay Dog, Lucy, is taking her little Gay Nap, while I am gaily contemplating what Gay Chores to tackle next.....

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I'm off to my not so gay work......tis the season.
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taking my mom to the doc and heading out to work.
wait....... i have to tend to my farmville n farmtown crops really quick .. hehe.. dam work is never done..
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Currently, I am posting to my little gay heart's content and watching Men of a Certain Age.

Soon, I shall take my happy gay ass to bed.
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I am going to take my queer ass to a clients house for a very queer consult. Shortly after i will work on my queer ass holiday cards. Not many queer activities planned after that.
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