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View Poll Results: If you could have free umlimited service for 1 year. which would you choose? | |||
good cook | 20 | 13.89% | |
chauffeur | 8 | 5.56% | |
housekeeper | 69 | 47.92% | |
masseuse | 36 | 25.00% | |
personal secretary | 11 | 7.64% | |
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09-19-2010, 10:18 PM | #21 |
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It was a toss up between the housekeeper and the masseuse, but I can buy a bottle of cleaner for a couple of bucks. Massages are expensive!
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Easy decision for me... Vegan/Vegetarian Cook!
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Housekeeper.. Hands down win...
That to me is heaven.... clean house, dinner done, laundry taken care of... sigh..
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[QUOTE=StillettoDoll;194417]If you could have free unlimited service for 1 year would it be a...
1. good cook-No 2. chauffeur-YES 3. housekeeper-No 4. masseuse-No 5. personal secretary-No |
09-20-2010, 03:50 AM | #26 |
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Massuses is what I picked
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09-20-2010, 05:15 AM | #27 |
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Want wonderful kneeding fingers.... Hey, I have a creaky back!
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09-20-2010, 07:03 AM | #29 |
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i'd be happy with a picture pimp. barring that, how about someone to get me organized and keep me on track?
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09-20-2010, 07:12 AM | #30 |
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omg thats the start of a my wish list for the perfect being only add great sex. I would accomplish great things with that being and give my right arm. I could be a living Goddess!
But seriously if only ONE service, although I deserve more... I would be tempted to go for daily massage but would pick housekeeper. My life involves daily cleaning here so a daily housekeeper would be GREAT! I have a girl that comes every two weeks to deep clean and wish I could afford her weekly but at 70 bucks a pop and to pay for farm help no way. hmmmm I'm going to start praying for that perfect being.
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09-20-2010, 10:31 AM | #31 |
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LOL gosh was thinking the same thing
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masseuse.............
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09-20-2010, 11:25 AM | #33 |
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I picked the masseuse..u bet worth her weght in gold for keeping my back from tightning up,been there and much better than any chiro or doc can do for me.
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Can I have the secretary and teach her how to cook and clean?
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since i love to cook, receive massages from the girl, who is also my girl friday and i'm her chauffeur ...housekeeper gets my vote.
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I'm so surprised I have to "go against the flow" but....
I can cook good enough and order take out if i want real food...lol I love to clean so i don't want anyone messing things up. I love to drive, just check my speeding record. I am the giver when it comes to messages...don't enjoy getting them quiet as much. So, I'll take door number three.....give me a personal secretary. I have so much going on in my life all the time it is hard for me to remember, appointments, volunteer time, scheduled meetings, Mom's MD appointments, phone calls i need to make and when it is time for my tags to be reissued. A tall, handsome butch secretary if you don't mind...and ty
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Who said the chauffeur comes with a car?
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Definitely a housekeeper so I could spend more time doing *fun stuff*...
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09-20-2010, 06:57 PM | #39 |
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Houseboi please! Clean, clean, clean.
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I voted for a personal secretary. If I had someone to keep me on track, pay bills on time, respond to things in a timely manner, not forget about appointments...well. I'd be stress-free enough to get the rest of it done and maybe not end up on an episode of Hoarders. Because, if you watch that show, you know that it's not about housekeeping, it's about managing stress. I therefore would like a secretary that gives massages from time to time.
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