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Old 01-26-2011, 03:37 PM   #201
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OK, since yall are new here, I'll catch yall up on the goingons... see that cow with the black splotch that looks like Florida if you turn your head? No, turn your head the other way. OK, her name is Maddy. OK, see she claimed she loved that bull ... the one with the really really long horns. His name is Blake. OK, see he really loved her. Really. OK, see that other bull with the really really long tail. His name is Ryan. OK, well Maddy and Ryan had an affair behind the barn. I know! Right!! OK, well I don't think she really lives up to the whole 'holy cow' thing.....
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There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"
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whoooo hooo Bro! Lookie that femmie over there...ya that one...thigh high boots! YUM!

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