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Old 03-12-2013, 07:47 PM   #21
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Party like a rock star

I thought for the longest time,
Horny like a rock star.

I was shocked that, that song passed and was playing at work!
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One more for my fans....

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this cracked me up

http://youtu.be/hOgALTFzFbQ

Here's another one......

http://youtu.be/pzd6CgrNcU0

Ya know....you jest ain't right!!


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In one of her songs, Melissa Etheridge sings,
"To hell with the consequence..."

I heard and sang loudly until corrected,
"To hell with the concert tix..."



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Ya know....you jest ain't right!!


Ain't it GRAND!!!???


Thank you, thank you very much.....

I am an acquired taste after all.... I'm not an 'off the rack' kinda gal..
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Kenny Rodgers

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

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"Jerimiah was a bullfrog"






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Rihanna "Whats My Name"

Actual Lyric: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me

What I thought: Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown ON a girl like me



AND

Alanis Morisette "You outta know"

Actual Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me

What I thought: Of the CROSSEYED bear that you gave to me


lol Don't as me why!
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Pearl Jam: "Better man"

Real lyric: Can't find a better man
Misheard lyric: Can't find amphetamine


Allman Brothers: "Ramblin' Man"

Real lyric: I was born a ramblin' man
Misheard lyric: I was born with Ed McMann
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Michael Jackson> get down withit don't stop

what I heard>> get down with a pork chop
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Real lyrics: I see a bad moon arising...
Misheard lyrics: I see a bathroom on the right....
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Journey....Open Arms...

Lyric "So I come to you with open arms"'

My youngest son, when he was about age 6, used to sing at the top of his lungs :" so I come to you, with broken arms"


I still can't hear Journey sing that without smiling, and picturing that little 6 yr old.....
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Blinded by the Light?

Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce...

Who didn't think that is what it is????

PS love that silly song.
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Lyrics:
Baby girl I've been watchin you
I can wipe away that frown

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Pretty girl I’ve been watching you
I can microwave that frown
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Wrapped up like a douche.. instead of deuce...
Its not that?

I've been wailing wrapped up like a douche OUT LOUD for the last 30 years???

....I'm going to go crawl in a hole now.
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FAKE Lyrics: Slow motion Walter....fire in the sky...

Real Lyrics: Smoke on the water....fire in the sky!
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Real Lyrics.

Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer

What I Heard?

Hold Me Closer Tony Danza.


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Kenny Rodgers

"you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel"

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3 Dog Night

"Jerimiah was a bullfrog"






"Jeremiah was a bullfrog" IS the right lyric...isn't it?

As for me, it's Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London"

From childhood, my best friend and I both heard, "...and his hair was purple".

We were in our 20's and riding in a car with friend's husband when that song came on. We sang the "purple" line and the husband laughed himself silly. The correct lyric? "...and his hair was perfect".

I don't care. I still hear "purple".
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Lmao, thank you, thank you, thank you, I so needed a laugh this morning .....xoxo
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