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Old 08-22-2016, 09:37 PM   #2461
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feeling like it would have been better for my stomach had I left off those last 2 hot dogs ... bet just 2 would have been plenty ... oh well, about to go to sleep ... then I won't know about it anymore ...

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Like setting my alarm for 5AM was a mistake!!!!!
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Horrible!!!!!!! Went to doctor for what I thought was an arthritis flare up, and he says I have "frozen shoulder syndrome", which is a form of tendonitis??????? So he put me on prednisone for a few weeks and is sending me to an ortho doctor for my hands, which I have been dealing with for many years. I have a high pain tolerance so been able to just grin and bear it since the 90's, now however, he thinks I need surgery.
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Old 08-24-2016, 09:07 PM   #2470
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...like I could use another hour or two of sleep.
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Good and just a bit tired. Looking forward to time away from the office. I work today, tomorrow, Tuesday, then I'm off for a couple weeks. Everything is moving along nicely, too. Lucky me.

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Grrreat! Yes I just watched Tony the Tiger's commercial

I am feeling like buying a new car, I think on my day off I am going to be test driving lots of them
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Grumpy!!

Yesterday morning my favorite coffee mug (full at the time) fell to the floor and broke into pieces. The coffee mess/clean up was bad enough but I have to say I have had morning coffee out of that mug for over 20 years. I loved that stupid mug!

THEN at 3:20 this morning we get a call from ADT for an alarm at the store. We have only had 4 break-ins in 10 years. Giving that it is a Saturday night, I think this will be legit. Yep, the front door's window is smashed in. That door is rarely used/unlocked because the store's entrance is on the side of the building. Anyway, entry was not gained because the perp didn't know there was a deadbolt on the door. A store neighbor was on his porch across the street at the time and gave a basic description of the perp. Once we arrived at the store, I go to the new (5K$) camera system we have had installed. I start reviewing film footage and for some reason it jumps over the crucial 3 minutes of camera time we need. Our old system, though blurry, gave us a minor description of the perp (tall, thin, dressed in baggy, dark clothing) and that coupled with the neighbor's description (he has a beard and was wearing a beanie) I am thinking we might see an arrest.

I am a firm believer in 3s. I can only hope mug, break-in and camera system add up to 3.
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Yesterday morning my favorite coffee mug (full at the time) fell to the floor and broke into pieces. The coffee mess/clean up was bad enough but I have to say I have had morning coffee out of that mug for over 20 years. I loved that stupid mug!

THEN at 3:20 this morning we get a call from ADT for an alarm at the store. We have only had 4 break-ins in 10 years. Giving that it is a Saturday night, I think this will be legit. Yep, the front door's window is smashed in. That door is rarely used/unlocked because the store's entrance is on the side of the building. Anyway, entry was not gained because the perp didn't know there was a deadbolt on the door. A store neighbor was on his porch across the street at the time and gave a basic description of the perp. Once we arrived at the store, I go to the new (5K$) camera system we have had installed. I start reviewing film footage and for some reason it jumps over the crucial 3 minutes of camera time we need. Our old system, though blurry, gave us a minor description of the perp (tall, thin, dressed in baggy, dark clothing) and that coupled with the neighbor's description (he has a beard and was wearing a beanie) I am thinking we might see an arrest.

I am a firm believer in 3s. I can only hope mug, break-in and camera system add up to 3.


wow...omg... sorry Plow and Bev... that's awful
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Annoyed at myself. I kept getting nervous while attempting to snorkle, which caused me to hyperventilate, then have to come back above water. Rinse repeat every 30 seconds. I finally got worn out from the hyperventilating so I stayed on board. I grew up on an island learning how to swim, so my nervousness was completely silly. Oh well, at least what I did get to see of the underwater terrain was pretty.
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