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Old 11-06-2010, 12:51 PM   #121
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Are you kidding me??? That is fuckin' sick. What a bastard.
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I went to a final prayer today with some of my co workers............ one of them was very rude when we got to the house refused to take off her shoes and wear a scarf I was so mad.
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getting locked out of my car this morning!
grrr. was so upset! my keys, my purse, my CELL!

it was AFTER a nice little shopping trip...so I was all sorts of happy until then
I did that, after previously exhausting all of my free AAA calls.

The kicker? I was home.
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well i went to fix the bed and someone had unplugged my drill battery charger so guess what
i just nailed the fucker together
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if i had an ounce of strength at all, i would pick up my washer and toss it right out the window to get an awesome start on my day!!
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While trying to FIX the shower, I BROKE the threaded fitting to the shower head!!!

I can't believe my stupidity!!! I KNEW better than using channel locks on a plastic fitting! After all my years of really FIXING things.... I had to be that flippin' klutzy and stupid!

some days, things like that just make me want to give up!!
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This is what I did by BREAKING the shower....

but I'm afraid to flush for fear I'll break that too!
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Realizing how some people in real life can be such jerks to the girls they care about. Makes me wanna smack some sense into his head. But I will be there to listen when she needs an ear.

Thank you Sir for being such an awesome Sir/Daddy. I love you so much.
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Myself and half the people I know. Today's been a crappy kind of day. I had to time out MYSELF.
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Must be something in the air cause today has been sort of hear and there at work,then U finaly get aproval from rehab about the glasses ive been waithing for for five months,yes u read right,5 as in five months to get all this paper work done and the go ahead to get them made.Then I go to the place to see how long before they are ready.They tell me they have no idea..a week or two or maybe three...With all the places to get lenses made they send the order off to Dallas till who knows when to get back.No,im still not in a good mood and prolly wont be for a while yet,I am so tired of seeing the world is a blured mess..not to mention my stigmatism with is costing me no end of probs with telling distance as well what ever goes with it that can be scrwed up...like balance.
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Two ladies (no connection to one another) at the gym had their stuff stolen out of their lockers. Granted, they left it in there without a lock (the gym even sells them at the front desk in case you forget, which I did one day), but it's still irksome. So, some random person has their keys and wallets and identification. Scary stuff.

I spoke to one of the women and her car was still in the parking lot, thankfully. Luckily, the gym has footage of folks coming in and going out, but it's going to take filing a police report to get the cops to look at the footage and start investigating.

All this for a 20 minute workout.
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Two ladies (no connection to one another) at the gym had their stuff stolen out of their lockers. Granted, they left it in there without a lock (the gym even sells them at the front desk in case you forget, which I did one day), but it's still irksome. So, some random person has their keys and wallets and identification. Scary stuff.

I spoke to one of the women and her car was still in the parking lot, thankfully. Luckily, the gym has footage of folks coming in and going out, but it's going to take filing a police report to get the cops to look at the footage and start investigating.

All this for a 20 minute workout.
oh this sucks!! they rent locks at my gym for like $2.. but i keep a perm locker there with my own lock.. just hate it when people do shyt like that..
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oh this sucks!! they rent locks at my gym for like $2.. but i keep a perm locker there with my own lock.. just hate it when people do shyt like that..
Right?

Now they have to get the police involved and have to get their locks changed. I hope they have duplicate keys to their cars somewhere. The thing that would tick me off the most is the unknown. Whoever took their stuff took their peace of mind, so now they're going to be on high alert all the time.
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Myself and half the people I know. Today's been a crappy kind of day. I had to time out MYSELF.
Ut, Oh!

My day started at my dog and one of my cats barfing on my bed at 5:30 am. hasn't been much better this afternoon. Just getting the bed clothes out of the washer and noticed some of those damn detergent spots!!
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My day started at my dog and one of my cats barfing on my bed at 5:30 am. hasn't been much better this afternoon. Just getting the bed clothes out of the washer and noticed some of those damn detergent spots!!
Is it retrograde or something?

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I comb craigslist pet adoptions and often match up pets with others. Last year I arranged an adoption with a lady who HAD to have this dog. I tried like hell talking her out of it because I felt it was the wrong breed for her and her children. I was right. THEN I get an email from her looking for another dog. I was thrilled!

"Oh great you want a playmate for the other dog you adopted?"

"No I had to get rid of him because he chewed on my sofa."

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"I tried but no one wanted him so I had to take him to the pound."

"Are you fucking kidding me??????????? Why didnt you contact me?"

"I didnt want you to be upset with me. Can you find me another dog?"

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