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Old 04-01-2012, 05:02 PM   #421
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When you're out drinking with friends and realize that you'd rather be home in bed.

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That multi-tasking has NOTHING to do with tasks. It is related to coughing LMAO
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when getting the mower to run is the highlight of your day....geez it's a boring life getting older LOL
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When you go out to a "late lunch" so you can be home and in your comfies before all the Saturday night dates begin..less traffic, and no waiting at the restaurant!
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you know your getting older when you have to call your son in law to ask how their damn tv works and the 5 yo granddaughter pipes up i'll show you granma

when you read half way through this thread and laugh your ass off because you can so relate to the first 500 or so posts.

when you prefer one or 2 channels to 500

when your knees ache due to the storm blowing in

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when folks randomly talk to you about menopause and diet and talking with your best friend about her ibs issues has zero affect on you.

when 6 months before your birthday you age yourself and then forget so when your bday rolls around you age yourself again...<---kid you not I've done this twice

when cold sweats and hot flashes collide

when you cant read Kobi's posts because the font is too small and your glasses aren't helping
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When my hips and SI joints pop and crackle more than my morning cereal does
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when you remember how you whined as a kid when 60 minutes came on and now you watch it regular

when little house on the prairie was the only show you could stay up till 9 to watch and now you cant stay awake till 9..oy
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ROFL your first car was a what old man ? you still have a babyface don't worry
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mt first car was a chevelle...shhh lol
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A 1967 Firebird. My coworker didn't realize they made them WAY BACK THEN. ouch that hurt! LOL he's about 22 or 23, he calls 70's music "oldies"
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When your daughter wears something you would have worn 10 years ago and the first thing you say is "Are you going to out in that!"
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when you see "neon's" coming back around and you think oh shit im scared...

when you have lived through the fashions more than once in alternating decades.

when discussing hair growth in places their should be none with your best friend because your old enough that their aren't any taboo topics.

when you used to say "that's not gonna happen to me" and now you say well anything can happen you just roll with it and grow from it, no one is exempt.
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A 1967 Firebird. My coworker didn't realize they made them WAY BACK THEN. ouch that hurt! LOL he's about 22 or 23, he calls 70's music "oldies"
What is even sadder is that 80s music is also on oldies stations. I wonder when 90s music will officially become the oldies. It will be so weird to hear Nirvana on an oldies station.

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What is even sadder is that 80s music is also on oldies stations. I wonder when 90s music will officially become the oldies. It will be so weird to hear Nirvana on an oldies station.

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90's music is already classic so it won't be much longer
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You know your getting older when your body snaps,crackles,and pops more then your bowl of rice krispy in the morning.

Or when watching your baby niece you can not wait for her nap time so you can take a nap who cares if she naps.
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