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Old 05-23-2014, 08:08 PM   #661
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Journey is in town this weekend, and I was telling the girls at work I had seen them. The story went on and I said I remember waiting in line to get a wrist band to come back and purchase tickets the next day.

Yeah, your old when they say...just buy them on line now!
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I know I'm getting older when I gotta crawl up in the back of the truck with the aide of "horse steps" instead of swiftly, quickly, gracefully jumping over the tailgate or climbing over the side by using the tire as my step...there's nothing graceful about how I just had to crawl and hobble up here.
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When, while riding down the road you without hesitation say 30 years ago, blah blah blah
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You don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar. Lol! We used to do this!!
I still do that...... LOL
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You finally get the saying "It is none of your business what others think of you"
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Old 05-27-2014, 03:35 AM   #671
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and you can still remember half of it or none of it!! lol
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When things that use to matter don't anymore, they are just not that important. Kinda like don't sweat the small stuff

When everyone use to tell me I had the patience of Job. I don't feel that way anymore. I have no patience for adult ignorance, disrespect, stupidity and drama. But still have the patience of Job with kids.

When some folks get on my nerves just because they are wasting perfectly good oxygen with every breath
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I know I'm getting older every time I look in the mirror and see my silver hair. I still think of myself with darker hair so sometimes it's a bit of a shock to see this full white head of hair. Ah well
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