How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 7

ravfem · 02-28-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlin

when you know what making whoopy means...

The Newlyweds was my favorite game show, along with Match Game.

Luv · 02-28-2011, 07:40 PM

Happy Days
Lavergne and Shirley
The Walton
Laugh-In
Mike Douglas
Merv Griffin
Donny and Marie
The Monkees
The Gong Show
Hawaii Five-0
The Smothers Brothers
Here Come The Brides
F-Troop
Gomer Pyle USMC
Andy Griffith Show
Lost In Space
Petticoat Junction

girl_dee · 02-28-2011, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Incubus

When you play multiple word threads and forget which one you're in unless you keep checking the title.

Hey...........

princessbelle · 02-28-2011, 07:43 PM

When you drove a 70s car and it wasn't an antique.

girl_dee · 02-28-2011, 07:46 PM

my Spirit Sister just blurted out

"When cut, copy and paste" required scissors and glue.

waxnrope · 02-28-2011, 08:32 PM

When your knees are louder than the kid next door's boombox

Ryobi · 03-01-2011, 09:37 AM

.........when you read through a thread, laugh a little, agree with most, then leave the thread. Then read the title of the same thread on the front page and think, "that sounds good" and go back to it.

Is that old or just Knucklehead?

waxnrope · 03-01-2011, 11:31 AM

When it takes longer to leave the house than it does to shower, dress, eat breakfast ... cause you can't find your keys, your wallet, the dog leash, the ...

rlin · 03-01-2011, 11:50 AM

when youngsters amuse you by recounting their life lessons...
when the definition of youngster grows looser each year... just like your skin...

ETA: hoping theres at least a coupla folks who think youngster still when looking toward me...

Corkey · 03-01-2011, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryobi

.........when you read through a thread, laugh a little, agree with most, then leave the thread. Then read the title of the same thread on the front page and think, "that sounds good" and go back to it.

Is that old or just Knucklehead?

Nope that's CRS (can't remember shit), says the old guy with the affliction.

princessbelle · 03-01-2011, 04:01 PM

When you can remember when cassette tapes came out but didn't get rid of your 8-tracks in case the whole cassette thing didn't catch on.

Jess · 03-01-2011, 05:50 PM

When you sing an old song at kareoke and wait for the "beep" because there was a "beep" on 8- track!

my wife has no idea to what I mean by 8-track...

StillettoDoll · 03-01-2011, 08:24 PM

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Mark Twain

I just like this quote..

scootebaby · 03-01-2011, 09:25 PM

you know you're getting older when

...when u can only buy ur favorite candy at Cracker Barrel
...when you talk about the brat pack and all u get are blank stares
...when your kids asks you how much allowance you got and you said $5,then they ask why even bother?
...when the snap,crackle,pop u hear ISNT coming from ur bowl of cereal
...when talking to your children) it starts out with "when i was a kid"
...when ur at a restaurant they offer u the senior discount menu
...people ask for ur aarp card for discounts
...when u text ur son in the other room to come and bring u the remote that is on the coffee table less than 2 feet away...or put ur dirty glass in the sink
OR turn off the light
...when a kiss and a pat is all it takes to satisfy you.
...and last but not least you know you're getting old when you have to read then reread your post to make sure you didnt say something twice

Jesse · 03-01-2011, 09:29 PM

When you are down on the floor to brush the dog and take the time to look around to see if there is anything else that needs doing before you yell for help up!

Bootboi · 03-01-2011, 09:55 PM

When you chant to your self before getting up because you know snap crackle pop of the joints comes right after.

Luv · 03-01-2011, 11:01 PM

http://www.nostalgiccandy.com/

Greco · 03-02-2011, 12:32 AM

books, always conversations, seem more so.

gazing into eyes full of life, a gift.

a child, gift.

an elderly person, a Soul full of history.

my silver hair, a welcome recognition

of my love.

Greco

rlin · 03-02-2011, 08:32 AM

when youre rocking your new haircut... until you have to put on a scarf cuz your neck is cold...

03-02-2011, 08:40 AM

When, y'know, errrrm, your wotsit, your conversation is littered with pauses whilst you errrrm, oh bugger, whilst you search for words.

02-28-2011, 07:40 PM	#122
Luv Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: .. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 753 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,199 Thanked 1,216 Times in 366 Posts Rep Power: 12334991	When these shows were a big deal Happy Days Lavergne and Shirley The Walton Laugh-In Mike Douglas Merv Griffin Donny and Marie The Monkees The Gong Show Hawaii Five-0 The Smothers Brothers Here Come The Brides F-Troop Gomer Pyle USMC Andy Griffith Show Lost In Space Petticoat Junction

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