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Old 12-04-2009, 12:38 AM   #321
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I'm having a virgin screwdriver....



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I just saw: "I'm having a virgin...."

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Old 12-04-2009, 12:40 AM   #322
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Haven't had one of those in a minute.
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I am *this close* to being done with this term, and I cannot wait until it is OVER!

I have so much to do this winter break... and I am looking forward to every single minute of it.

Hopefully putting up the tree this weekend. We bought our "first Christmas" ornament several weeks ago and it has been hanging on the wall. I can't wait till we can put it on the tree.

Wish I was closer to "home" so I could go to my friends visitation and funeral.

I'm working on sending out Christmas cards this weekend. Woohoo!

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Old 12-04-2009, 06:36 AM   #325
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I've always known that the road to hell is paved with good intention, but I've also learned that when you walked through hell, not only is it best to just keep on walking, it's "best-est" when you don't glance back.

I'm sooo excited about Mare's Nat Geo visit at her store today. I am so proud of her accomplishments and her ethic. I do however, hope She remembers "the little people" once the show is aired. *giggle*

I am thrilled it's Friday.

This coffee isn't working.

I need to get cracking on finishing my Christmas shopping list.
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Austin is all a~twitter.....the snow is coming! The snow is coming!!!!!

I can't stand it! I have my SnowBunny suit all ready to make snow angels.....





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I finally got about 8hrs worth of sleep last night.. after two days of being awake and not being ABLE to sleep i was pure heaven. I have never been able to start my own manic episode though it wasn't intentional I really dont want to do it again.. much more intense then a regular manic episode.

Xmas cards hopefully will be going out today YAY!

House is a disaster because of me this time. I bought a futon yesterday. I couldn't believe how many flipping parts the damn thing had. I have owned futons before, but they usually all have the exact same type and size bolts and nuts for every hole in the thing. This futon had 3 different sizes of bolts, 2 different sizes in nuts.. and it actually had screws... and if you are wondering I put it all together by myself. I also installed a deadbolt in my walkin garage door yesterday. Today I have to install the brackets to lock the big garage door. I love putting things together.

Have to put the outdoor glass table in the garage today, suppose to snow tomorrow. I have no idea how i am going to get it in the garage without help.

My goddaughter should be coming home sometime next week with her mother. I am so excited, I haven't seen her in almost a year. I hate that lil brat (inside joke).

Wow I just really rattled on today. Happy Holidays to All.
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eating a honey crisp apple sprinkled w/lemon juice..it is extraordinary good..if you see this apple in the market, do try it! its amazing!!

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Old 12-04-2009, 09:12 AM   #329
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Corpus is all atwitter too. No one knows how to drive in rain here, let alone snow. I'm staying home and away from all the crazy drivers. We moved down here from Nebraska. Snow, we don't want no snow! Where's the sun and sitting on the beach on Xmas day. Ohh Corpus, your're letting us down. We might have to move further south to the other end of Padre Island. Bah!

This snow rain, rain, cold is making me a grumpy old fart.

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Austin may get snow before I do.

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One of the most hurtful things to see is animal cruelty. But I have to say that the Human Society's campaign spots on TV are getting to be really tired. It's upsetting to see shots of wounded, neglected animals. But instead listening to the message, which aires about 3 times every hour, I have to turn the channel every time it comes on.
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This afternoon, I started to get a headache.....I didn't have TIME for a headache today....I reached into the cabinet and pulled out what I THOUGHT was Excedrine Migraine.......

It was Excedrine PM.


I just woke up a few minutes ago.
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It was Excedrine PM.


I just woke up a few minutes ago.
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Im going to watch a hockey game tonight (yes even in the desert there is hockey) and later do some karaoke.
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Fish sticks and veggies are for dinner AND I will be eating the rest of the cookies I have tonight with a glass of milk.
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You good "Mommie" types, (whom I adore, b.t.w),

where do you suppose I tucked away a hundred dollar bill, before running out the door real quick here last week? It is not in my "usual spots". I looked in several places. (I'm wondering if Minxy Blitzer took off with it - he takes things off the upstairs bar here, or KNOCKS them off and then bats them around!)

Or, if I stuck it in a "food pantry" donation can in town that night, where I thought I was putting some singles in... which would be a good thing, but I don't know if I should look here anymore or not (?) I haven't been real concerned with it, it's just bugging me - like what happened to my memory?

I feel like a big kid right now... NOT very "responsible".




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I know.
I'm a mess.
I've separated the bottles.
And it was suggested to me that I put red polish on the PM bottle.
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