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09-27-2015, 06:44 PM
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Member
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As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status:
Married 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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Tulsa
"I've had a streak of dating frigid, ugly, evil women, and judging by you, my streak is still going"
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09-27-2015, 07:03 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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09-27-2015, 07:23 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
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"Could you please eat a little faster. I'm meeting my ex for drinks at 8 ."
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09-27-2015, 07:29 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
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"I don't wish to be rude but in the ad you said you were good looking"
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09-27-2015, 07:33 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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..... Join Date: Nov 2009
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Just how OLD is that photo on your profile
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09-30-2015, 06:42 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
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Can you give me a second? My ex is calling
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10-01-2015, 07:19 PM
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Senior Member
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she Relationship Status:
solo 
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Location: the Beach, Pacific side
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"I'll give you back your credit card if you have dinner with me tonight."
ummmm, that's called theft. (insert call to non emergency police number) |
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10-23-2015, 08:44 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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If you're at a restaurant NEVER ask the waiter how spicy a dish is, then turn to your date and clarify you had to asked due to the fact you have IBS! IBS is no laugh ting matter but it's a subject you might want to avoid on a first date just to be safe
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10-23-2015, 08:49 PM
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now
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when I first got to Asheville I went on a date with this girl. She KNEW she couldnt have anything remotely spicy ( .gif "Say What?") ) and ordered a sandwich with salami and some other spicy meat...well...she had a complete coughing fit (think Mrs Doubtfire when Pierce Brosnan has the pepper hes allergic to) complete with food flying from her mouth. I had already put her in the friend column....but...yeah... Make sure you can always hold your liquor and handle your spice!
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10-23-2015, 09:07 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
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"Could you please put this bottle in your purse, I always find the vodka they serve in restaurants is so expensive."
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10-29-2015, 10:53 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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IF you go out to eat on the first date..grab the check! IF it makes her feel uncomfortable you paying and she insists on paying her portion PLEASE don't pull out a calculator and figure it down to the last penny!
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10-30-2015, 12:11 AM
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Single 
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Location: Oklahoma
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Mentioning baby daddy or baby momma drama.
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein |
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10-30-2015, 07:14 AM
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Senior Member
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She, Baby Boi Relationship Status:
She is my sunrise and sunset. 
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I have my mother's eyes......
in my pocket."
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10-30-2015, 11:38 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking.
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I'm so depressed. My soul mate gf just dumped me last night. Can I move in with you? I promise not to talk about how much I still love her.
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10-30-2015, 05:04 PM
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Senior Member
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Nunya 
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The last date I had was over the Summer with someone who identifies as trans. After making several anti-lesbian/anti-female statements finally said, 'I don't believe in gay marriage.' Then he went on to say that gay people should call it something else, just not marriage. But that he could get married because he's not gay. I was speechless, so I just said I had to go...and he said...'I hope I didn't offend you.' I was like 'no, of course not.'
How dense can someone be? This is the sort of reason I've pretty much give up on dating. It seems like a waste of time. |
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12-12-2015, 06:48 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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never ever mention the date you had last night, even if it was spectacular! To do so would just be tacky and uncalled for!
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12-12-2015, 08:08 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
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try to remember your date's name.
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12-12-2015, 09:34 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Transgender Preferred Pronoun?:
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Single
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Oklahoma
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Talk about your sexual escapades of your past, that is a NO NO NO NO NO!
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12-12-2015, 11:03 PM
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Infamous Member
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her poison apple Preferred Pronoun?:
b. grrl Relationship Status:
her favorite snack 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: real close
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my bedtime is 9 o'clock
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12-12-2015, 11:38 PM
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Member
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Location: San Fran
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"... you're gonna be my retirement plan!" *puke*
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