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you know you are in hell when....
your back is out and you cant get off the couch and you have lost the remote and Jerry Springer comes on the channel you are stuck on....
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you know you are in hell when....
When the person in the cubicle next to yours listens to Rush Limbaugh, daily, while working.
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when it takes 3 fucking hours to figure out how to use an i pod. pure hell! reading the directions is a different kind O hell in itself.
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oh god....now its Maury Povich....
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Your dog keeps passing gas and it stinks out your home!!
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Everyone around you is trapped in the expediency and tyranny of emotions and rationality and logic are viewed as character flaws
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When I'm back home in TX and heat index is 115
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When the temp is 114 with the heat index!!!!!! My damn flip flops are gonna melt on the sidewalk!!!!
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I love My sister to death but I know I'm in hell when .......
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hahah oh come on you gotta love it
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Or to the soles of your feet!!
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when you finally get the energy to go to the car wash and vacuum out the car and the vacuum doesnt work so i wasted my 3 dollars and now i dont want to do it anymore.
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