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Oh, I took the liberty of ordering what I think you should eat and drink.
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"My apt is being fumigated, how about fast-food and a hand special." (wink wink)
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There is this movie I want to see but my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
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(I was told this on the first date of someone I had just met) ...
I need your social security number for my life insurance paperwork at work. Me: Don't you think it's a bit early for that? (Thinking to myself it was a good idea I had subscribed to LifeLock identity protection.)
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"My first kid is an angel but my other one (5 year old), you can see the evil in his eyes. He's pure evil and I just can't love him." My response: You know I'm a caseworker? Them: yeah...(in a very serious voice) maybe I can sign him over to you?
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05-03-2015, 03:05 AM | #246 |
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since my endorphin levels from Saturday are keeping me awake
First date after very short courtship and zero intimacy...
I was told... "My ex wanted me to use a huge Kong on her ...(me suddenly with a mental image of the red Kong dog toys I once gave as treats for a friend's chocolate lab, they continue to say)...I think with your small body it might split you or hurt you, but I can bring it with me next time if you want me to use it? My puzzled, shocked response: What's a Kong? It's a really huge strapon. Do you want to try it? I like using it in women, my ex LOVED it, but it might be too big for you. I also like women to use a strapon in me. Would you do that for me? I was with my ex for 17 years but I've only recently started strapping. The last girl I was with, the massage therapist I told you about, loved giving and receiving...sex with her was SOOOO HOT we could go for HOURS!!... Should I bring the Kong? If you're worried it might hurt, I will take it slow and use lots of lube. (I was too red faced embarrassed to respond. I've had MANY healthy conversations about Butch or Femme cock but I'd never been approached this way, especially on a first date about the Ex's favorite strapon....)
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05-03-2015, 06:17 AM | #247 |
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Oh My God! Check out our bartender. She is soooooo hot!"
How awful! Who would say such a thing? *innocently shakes head
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talk about rushing things on the first date...
"Your son is now my son. In the summer I'm going to buy us airplane tickets to go see him in Colorado so you can intoduce me to him. Does he have an extra bedroom where we can stay?"
I about choked on my sweet tea! Since my son was 6 years old, I learned that I do NOT believe in a "Revolving Door" in a child's life, even if that child is now an adult. If *you* haven't earned the right to be introduced and I'm not confident that *you* will be around FOREVER and *you* haven't shown me that you're a stable individual, *you* won't be permitted anywhere near my son...or my nieces for that matter. Stability and Security is the key here. If someone I'm dating is on a "just dating" status ...or in the early phases of getting to know each other...my kids are not on the dating agenda....and I raised my kid alone for 17 years, he doesn't need anyone to "claim him" as their own just because they are dating me. These are my beliefs... A child's mind is very fragile when it comes to making bonds with new people in their lives... and a bond with their parent(s) should never be tested by someone that's on a Revolving Door status. It plays too much with a child's emotions if they start to bond with their parent's new dating interests, then when the dating thing doesn't work out...that leaves the kid with a void they don't understand or could be very hurtful to them. Sometimes when a relationship ends, there is some sort of grieving that takes places. Either grieving the loss of a friendship or intimacy or bonding connection...I'm fiercely protective of my kids and will try to prevent them from grieving such things.
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"You remind me of my ex."
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I laughed SO HARD at this....it's more something you'd want to say if a date was going badly....or at least I would
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What's your name again?
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Or tip the hot bartender so extravagantly it amounts to the same thing. *chuckle
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I'm looking for a new place to live, can my kids move in with you?
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FYI—I wasn't the one who did this (I feel the need to clarify)! I saw this crime committed upon a friend of mine and she was definitely not impressed. lol
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must bump...its a fave and I never did date much...so its a vicarious thrill...
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Talk about what her ex like o dislikes...example..."hey...u don't eat broccoli?..my ex also don't like brocoli n etc......"....i dun like such comparison....its annoyed me....uhuhu
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