Corny jokes - Page 27

TimilDeeps · 09-07-2014, 07:26 PM

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent .

girlin2une · 09-07-2014, 07:28 PM

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

(Yes I love my 5 year olds jokes!)

BestButchBoy · 09-21-2014, 07:08 AM

Ten-Tickles.

uglyboi · 09-28-2014, 12:40 PM

How do you impress a baker when your taking his daughter on a date? You bring her flours.

girlin2une · 09-28-2014, 01:09 PM

Did you hear about the lettuce and the tomato?
The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"

Happy_Go_Lucky · 09-28-2014, 01:57 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 09-28-2014, 06:48 PM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-01-2014, 08:27 AM

SleepyButch · 10-01-2014, 09:06 AM

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-07-2014, 06:54 AM

Fancy · 10-07-2014, 08:05 AM

We now call him Roberto

BestButchBoy · 10-11-2014, 08:03 AM

An impasta.

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-12-2014, 08:12 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-17-2014, 07:46 AM

Happy_Go_Lucky · 10-18-2014, 07:29 AM

BestButchBoy · 10-18-2014, 07:46 AM

He wanted to get a long, little doggie.

mythy · 10-19-2014, 05:49 AM

Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were out at a posh hotel having a meal, Ginger in a ball gown Fred in a morning suit, all went well until the waiter spilled treacle sponge all over Fred, am so sorry said the waiter, "so you should be " said Fred..."have pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie and pudding on my tails"

solamite · 10-19-2014, 04:04 PM

Ever wonder what a tap dancer tinkz when she walkz on the dancin floor?

She looks at the floor and sayz, "I juzt tapped dat!"

Mopsie · 10-28-2014, 07:14 PM

I posted this over in the zombie thread but it really belongs here ...

Q: What do you get when you cross a deer with a ghost?

A: Bamboo!

girlin2une · 10-28-2014, 08:12 PM

Why can't ghosts have babies?

Because they have a Halloweenie!
(This time courtesy of my 9 year old son who thrives on potty humour!)

09-21-2014, 07:08 AM	#523
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09-28-2014, 12:40 PM	#524
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10-01-2014, 08:27 AM	#528
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09-07-2014, 07:28 PM	#522
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10-01-2014, 09:06 AM	#529
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10-19-2014, 05:49 AM	#537
mythy Junior Member How Do You Identify?: silly buggar Relationship Status: single Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: cheshire Posts: 80 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 180 Times in 67 Posts Rep Power: 1503251	joke Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers were out at a posh hotel having a meal, Ginger in a ball gown Fred in a morning suit, all went well until the waiter spilled treacle sponge all over Fred, am so sorry said the waiter, "so you should be " said Fred..."have pudding on my top hat, pudding on my white tie and pudding on my tails"

10-19-2014, 04:04 PM	#538
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10-28-2014, 07:14 PM	#539
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10-28-2014, 08:12 PM	#540
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